segal@uunet.uu.net (Gary Segal) (09/05/90)
Reprinted from {The Philadelphia Inquirer}, Tuesday, September 4, 1990
"The Scene, In the Nation and the World" (News blips from allover).
"Directory Unassistance"
They'll be talking about Irnaless Stohrs in Portland, Ore., for some
time to come.
Her story combines all the elements of a true saga: an underdog
(Irnalee), a cold unfeeling bureaurcacy (Portland's county court
system); a provocateur (a local newspaper columnist) and hudreds, if
not thousands, of sympathetic telephone callers (you, the teeming
masses).
Our story begins in 1959, when Irnalee got her telephone number.
Several months ago, however, someone ordered new offical summonses for
the county court system and put Irnalee's 31-year-old telephone number
on it, right next to the words, "For more information".
"The phone started ringing of the hook," Irnaleee recalled. Nearly
everybody wanted to speak to somebody in the courthouse.
When Irnalee called to complain, an operator gave her the run-around,
refusing to even connect Irnalee to any officals.
Irnalee continued to answer the phone each time it rang because she
never knew whether it would be a friend or someone from her church.
In desperation, she called Margie Boule, a columnist for the Sunday
Oregonian. The columnist got nowhere with the county bureaucracy
either.
But Boule wrote about Irnalee's plight in her August 26 column.
"Let's all pick up our phones Monday morning and call the correct
number... Only when they answer, let's ask for Irnalee Stohrs."
A nationwide computer file, called TELECOM Digest, put the story out,
motivating hundreds of computer hackers from across the nation to do
their part, too.
Well, as you can imagine, by 8:30 Monday morning the calls were so
heavy that the juvenile court's phone system quickly broke down.
The chief judge sent Irnalee an apology. They're going to print new
summonses, and Irnalee got a temporary number until she can get her
old number back.
"I'm as happy as can be," Irnalee said.
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the opinions of Motorola INC.king@uunet.uu.net (Steven King) (09/06/90)
In article <11749@accuvax.nwu.edu> motcid!segal@uunet.uu.net (Gary Segal) forwards a newspaper article: >A nationwide computer file, called TELECOM Digest, put the story out, >motivating hundreds of computer hackers from across the nation to do >their part, too. >Well, as you can imagine, by 8:30 Monday morning the calls were so >heavy that the juvenile court's phone system quickly broke down. Oh oh! Now we've done it! We've gotta be on somebody's list as a bunch of dangerous hackers, able to take down a court's phone system on a whim. And since this was arranged over a computer -- worse, over a computer NETWORK -- we're probably a grave threat to the national security. Let us know when the Secret Service gets there, Pat. I wonder if they can confiscate the entire Internet? 1/4 :-) Steve King, Motorola Cellular (...uunet!motcid!king)
peter@ficc.ferranti.com (peter da silva) (09/07/90)
> A nationwide computer file, called TELECOM Digest, put the story out, > motivating hundreds of computer hackers from across the nation to do > their part, too. What do you suppose he means by that? Which version of "hacker" was he thinking of when he wrote that? Which version will the readers of his column think of? Will Tailgunner Joe pick it up? Peter da Silva. +1 713 274 5180. peter@ferranti.com [Moderator's Note: Who is this Tailgunner Joe person? I've seen a couple messages about him in news.admin but haven't paid attention. Will someone please explain it further? PAT]
peter@ficc.ferranti.com (Peter da Silva) (09/08/90)
In article <11805@accuvax.nwu.edu> Peter da Silva <peter@ficc.ferranti.com> writes: > [Moderator's Note: Who is this Tailgunner Joe person? I've seen a > couple messages about him in news.admin but haven't paid attention. > Will someone please explain it further? PAT] Joe Abernathy, part-time reporter for the {Houston Chronicle}. In reality Tailgunner Joe, with powers of distortion far beyond those of mortal men. Able to turn the Internet into a Sex Ring, more confusing than ihave/sendme, and so on... Peter da Silva. +1 713 274 5180. peter@ferranti.com [Moderator's Note: That's what I was told earlier. He must really think he is something. Maybe if he keeps up his good work, he will get promoted to the newspaper's telemarketing subscription department, or maybe even a position as a classified ad counselor/salesperson, taking ads on the phone. PAT]