tbetz@uunet.uu.net (Tom Betz) (10/04/90)
I found this on a Fidonet want-ads echo, and thought folks here might be interested. Anyone want to lay odds on how many suckers will call? To: All Message #: 5457 From: Jason Romero Submitted: 21 Sep 90 09:45:00 Subject: Great Systems Give-away!! Status: Public Received: No Group: FOR-SALE (29) RE: Great Systems Give-away!!! Hello!!!! Anyone who reads this ad, has the advantage of winning either of the systems noted below! If you follow the instructions below, you can potentially be an INSTANT GRAND PRIZE WINNER!!!!! The only way you can take advantage of this offer is to call 1-900-xxx-xxxx at 1200/2400 bauds / N-8-1. You will need to logon and create an account and leave him your real name, real home & work phone number, what bbs & the number of the bbs you saw this ad on, and real full address so that they can send the merchandise. The merchandise will only be sent if you qualify to be THE WINNER! The reason for calling the 900 number is so that it can help this company to offset the cost of the systems. So that when any of the systems have been won, that they can give more and more systems away. Give the sysop this security code: AFN108 Give the sysop that code in the feedback message, so that he will know that you have gotten your mail and are interested in receiving the GRAND PRIZE!!! For the contract to be legitimate, be expecting a voice call within 12 hours to 3 weeks for voice confirmation and furthur instructions. Depending on the response to this ad, I can guarantee that it will take no longer than 3 weeks to get your voice confirmation. The sysop will need to ask you a few questions. The score that you will need to have to qualify, will be told unto you at the begining of the call. After each question, you will be told your current score. You will then be sent a legal copy of all instructions, offers and the company address for your legal protection. These questions will not be hard at all. Anyone will be able to answer them. However, they will be vital to you qualifying for winning the BEST COMPUTER SYSTEMS AROUND! *********** GRAND PRIZE ********** Tell him in the feedback message also which grand prize you will be choosing. The sysop will need to know this when calling you voice. MAC SE/30 IBM Compatible 386-25 4 Megs of RAM 4 Megs of RAM 80 Meg Hard Drive 80 Meg Hard Drive USR HST Dual Standard 14.4k USR HST Dual Standard 14.4k TI (Postscript) Microlaser PS17/35 Panasonic (Postscript) KXP-4455 Sigma L-View 24 bit S-VGA Orchid ProDsnr II 16 bit 1MB RAM Sigma L-View Monitor (1024X768X256 clrs) Software: NEC MultiSync 3D Monitor Page Maker 4.0 Software: Laser Talk Windows 3.0 Superpaint Super/3-D 2 Page Maker 3.01 Ultrascript PC 2.0 + Both are worth a total value of: ***** $6476.45 ***** CALL ASAP TO SECURE YOUR GRAND PRIZE. OFFER VALID UNTIL 11/20/90 $2.00 1st Minute $1.25 Each Additional --- Opus-CBCS 1.13 * Origin: House Atreides (1:103/602.0) ---------------------- hombre!marob!upaya!tbetz Tom Betz - GBS (914) 375-1510 [Moderator's Note: Thanks for sending that piece of trash along to this high-class Digest! :) Seriously, Fido is a very good network, with a lot of dedicated and nice people. Its a shame someone has to dump on it like the above. Thanks for remembering to remove the actual phone number. I see no reason for this net to give them free publicity also. PAT]