postmaster (Gregg Squires) (10/11/90)
A friend's line answers with his mother... Mom: "Hello?" <pause> Caller: (usually) Hello! Is Kevin there? Mom: one moment... (Mom puts down phone and footsteps follow...) Mom: (in background) "Kevin dear, are you awake? There's a phone call for you..." Kevin: (sounds groggy) "Umm, no, I'm not awake" Mom: (returns to phone) "I'm sorry, but Kevin isn't here now, please leave a message!" BEEP! This always works the first time. Who would disbelieve Mom?