dattier@vpnet.chi.il.us (David W. Tamkin) (01/28/91)
Plagiarized unabashedly from Tamayo Otsuki's act on "Comic Strip Live Late Night," broadcast on the Fox network Saturday, January 26, 1991: "I was horny, so I called a 900 number. I talked fifteen minutes and they charged me $82. When I call Japan I talk fifteen minutes and they charge me $17. Where do these people live?" David Tamkin PO Box 7002 Des Plaines IL 60018-7002 dattier@vpnet.chi.il.us GEnie:D.W.TAMKIN CIS:73720,1570 MCIMail:426-1818 708 518 6769 312 693 0591