[comp.dcom.telecom] Telecom Joke From _Reader's_Digest_

newsham@wiliki.eng.hawaii.edu (Timothy Newsham) (02/03/91)

I got a small chuckle from this joke I read in this month's
_Reader's_Digest_:

Department-Store automatic answering machine:

     "If you are calling to order or send money, press 5.
     "If you are calling to register a complaint, press 6459834822955392.
     "Have a good day."