roy@alanine.phri.nyu.edu (Roy Smith) (05/02/91)
If you want to hear a stupid intro to a touch-tone menu
system, try calling 800-843-7751. It starts out "Welcome to Cambridge
Systems"; so far, pretty reasonable. Then it says "If it's after 5:30
PM Eastern Standard Time, press 1". I'm supposed to tell it what time
it is!?
Roy Smith, Public Health Research Institute
455 First Avenue, New York, NY 10016
roy@alanine.phri.nyu.edu -OR- {att,cmcl2,rutgers,hombre}!phri!roy