daa@siesoft (David Allsopp) (03/21/89)
We've all heard of the OSF, but what do those mystic initials really stand for? Here are a few suggestions.... Outer Space Fallguys Over-Sized Fish Organisation of Shoe Fetishists Outlandish and Strange Footwear Opentoed Sandals are Funky Omani Sex Fiends Overtly Stupid Frenchmen Outdoor Sex is Fun Outrageously Silly Foreigners Over-powerful, Stupid and Foreign Obstructivist Set of Fools Obese, Short and Flabby Old Simon's Fired Ontario State Festival Overpaid Semiprofessional Footballers Ox and Sheep Fodder Old Sock Factory Oregon Stargazers' Fellowship Omelette Sandwiches, Fried Outlawed Sherriffs' Federation Orange 'n' Strawberry Fudge Orinoco Sailing Fleet Overpoweringly Scented Females Only Sundays in February Other Specimens to Follow Oasis South of Finland Observe Several Flamingos Occupied with Saving Face Oboe Soloists' Fete Off-Season Finances Over-Sexed Freudians Opticians' Semi-Final Ordnance Survey Feud Organic Stud Farm Octagonal Summer Frock Obligingly Simple Flirtation Oriental Snorkellers Fighting Oculists Swim Faster I've tried not to reuse any words, so you can probably permute them as you see fit. Should be interesting... By the way, what's happened to net.jokes? It isn't on our machine, hence the posting to comp.unix.