[rec.arts.sf-lovers] Cyberpunk Vocabulary

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                         Cyberpunk Vocabulary


Big Black - Space. The final frontier. Where no man...you get the idea.

Bit Jockey - Programmer

Chrome - 1) Flash, glitter, bells and whistles, tinsel. Material used to spice 
up the appearance of something. 2) Sexy features on a program, not needed for
functionality but radiating style (e.g. a guillotine instead of a trash can 
icon).

Cyberspace - 1) The conceptual space within a computer. 2) The conceptual 
medium within which computer communication takes place, e.g. Electronic 
Bulletin Boards, online services, databases, or in general the program space of 
any computer which can run a communication program.

Deep Reality - The real world we live in. As opposed to the realities we create 
for ourselves within our minds (e.g. fantasy games) and in our processors (e.g. 
Cyberspace).

Glass Teat - TV and video in general. Coined by Harlan Ellison.

Hackware - Software produced by amateurs. Distinguished by the fact that it 
works and is ready 2 years before the professional version. Characterized by 
non-standard code, lack of comments, and great chrome.

Latch Jockey - Digital hardware designer

Nerdlings - Immature nerds, implying inconsequential, generally annoying. 
Pejorative term.

Pods - People who are very much alike in thought, behavior, and appearance. 
Pejorative term. Also Podlings - particularly immature variations of the Pods.

Screamsheet - Newspaper, especially one catering to non-issues of the minute 
(e.g. USA Today,  National Enquirer). Coined by Walter Jon Williams

Spit Jockey - On camera (video) news reader, anchor, host. (also known as 
Talking Heads)

Splash - To shoot down.  E.g. to splash an idea, or "Splash that bastard!"

Wetware - 1) human augmentation mechanisms based on biochemical methods. E.g.  
biochemical processors, custom crafted DNA, custom biological tissue, brain 
implants/grafts,mind/body altering drugs (rare). As opposed to hardware which 
is based on artificial, physics based methods, e.g. chips. 2) The human brain.

Wirehead - Someone addicted to computers or electronic communication (e.g. a 
person who would rather hack then eat or have sex).

Lizard Brain -  a cold, calculating, unemotional person, somebody always 
running in pure floating point mode (e.g. Mr. Spock).

Mentat - Brainy individual, specifically one who will stare at a problem 
without moving for a while and come up with an answer without doing any 
apperent intermediate steps (like writing things down)

Ray-Ban Mode - wearing shades.

Reduction - Slang for physical violence (e.g. "Hey asshole, shut down (c.f.) 
your screamer (c.f.) or I'll reduce your face!"). See also packing, spindling, 
stomping, etc..

Screamer - 1) Slang for mouth (e.g. "Hey asshole, shut down (c.f.) your 
screamer!" 2) Something fast, sleek, and sexy, used as an expression of 
admiration (e.g. "She/He/It's a real screamer!) 3) Somebody who screams a lot 
while being reduced (c.f.) 4) Somebody who screams a lot while being tightly 
interfaced (c.f.)

Shortwire - To burn out, flame out, splash down and generally crash mentally.

Shut Down - to shut up, used as an exclimation (e.g. "Hey asshole, shut down!")

Techno Scum -  A personally very unpleasent, but technically brilliant  
individual.

The Scroll - 1) The constant, unremitting, and overwhelming barrage of 
information absorbed by everyone in modern society from the modern media, from 
Cyberspace feed, from the grapevine, and from any other means we have of tuning 
in to the world state. (E.g. we find out about the latest war in the Middle 
East, the latest hardware, the latest vaporware from The Scroll.) 2) The term 
used to describe the messages, bulletins, and other data daily being produced 
and scrolled off various Cyberspace systems.

Tight Interfacing - Sex