[comp.mail.misc] El Dupree

sastks@unx.sas.com (Terry Smith) (10/02/90)

** An EL DUPREE Moment (We've all had one.) **


El Dupree came upon an injured cur on the road to Mejave Mai.
"Rise cur," El Dupree said, casually pushing up the brim of his
big spangled sombrero. He sucked air through his teeth and waited.
The cur glanced sidelong at the colorful stranger and hissed,
"Yeah, riiiight. A fucking miracle worker? A talking hat? Funny
man from downtown?"

El Dupree reached for his revolver, hesitated, and instead, took out 
a #14 vinyl headsack. Yes, it was going to be a long day, he thought. 
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