[news.groups] Ok, this isn't funny any more

david@ukma.UUCP (09/01/87)

I thought rec.humor.funny was supposed to be moderated.  If so, then
why don't the backbone sites have a rec-humor-funny alias like
they're supposed to?  In each of the tries below, our SMTP daemon
was in conversation with the SMTP daemon at one of the backbone
sites ... And they all agreed that rec-humor-funny doesn't exist.
(And it's definitely NOT a typewriter either :->).





! grep rec.humor /usr/lib/news/active
rec.humor 06268 05712 y
rec.humor.d 00277 00243 y
rec.humor.spc 00000 00000 m
rec.humor.funny 00056 00036 m





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cbosgd apparently needs to be brought up to date.

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The following joke circulated in the Israeli Army some years ago:
     
    Napolean wore red tunics (shirts?) into battle so that if he were wounded,
the blood wouldn't show.
     
    By the same token, the late Gamal Abdel Nasser wore brown pants.
     
     
yk
     

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