wisner@killer.DALLAS.TX.US (Bill "Spam Eggs Sausage and Spam" Wisner) (07/31/88)
Good morning, kids. It's me. System Administrator Man. I've been sent here by an exclusive little group of System Administrators just like me to let you know that most of us really don't care about what pronouns you use to refer to Mark Ethan Smith, about his lawsuit, about Christianity, the Bible, and atheism. Those of us that DO care probably subscribe to the appropriate groups. So, since it's become quite bothersome to keep up-to-date kill files to weed out all you boneheads, I've been asked to deliver the following warning: Stop discussing these, and other topics that have nothing to do with running USENET, out of the news.all newsgroups. Because if you don't, we'll tell Richard Sexton that you ate his fish. Richard Sexton has friends. Big friends. Big, strong friends named Mario that carry automatic weapons. They will find you. They will find you and do unspeakable things to you. Things that would make even George Romero cringe. And they will take their time. Thank you for your cooperation. Speaking for an elite club of System Administrators, none of whom are named Bubba-- -- Bill Wisner / wisner@killer.dallas.tx.us / +1 208 286 7929