[news.groups] Help me, I'm out of control

tjw@unix.cis.pitt.edu (TJ Wood WA3VQJ) (11/16/89)

In article <7013@ficc.uu.net> peter@ficc.uu.net (Peter da Silva) writes:

>won't have any big problems and the net, as we know it, does
>not cease to exist. Maybe my wife is right, and maybe I do need
>to spend some time away from the net to get some perspective.

Yea, next someone who looks like you will come home.  However, it will
not be you.  No, it will be a FORGERY!  However, your wife can check
you article number and tell if it's in the range you were issued in
the morning. 

>So why don't we have a vote!

>The issue to be voted on is "Should Peter da Silva leave USENET?"

It doesn't matter to me.  I will not carry you in my house anyway.

>Getting pretty tired of the damn wolf, too.

Maybe he's a republican.

Terry
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gam@netcom.UUCP (Gordon Moffett) (11/16/89)

In a forged article <7013@ficc.uu.net> peter@ficc.uu.net (someone
claiming to be Peter da Silva) writes:
# 
# >won't have any big problems and the net, as we know it, does
# >not cease to exist. Maybe my wife is right, and maybe I do need
# >to spend some time away from the net to get some perspective.
# 
In <20674@unix.cis.pitt.edu> tjw@unix.cis.pitt.edu (Terry J. Wood) writes:
# Yea, next someone who looks like you will come home.  However, it will
# not be you.  No, it will be a FORGERY!  However, your wife can check
# you article number and tell if it's in the range you were issued in
# the morning. 

There is an interesting leap from Peter's previous article,
<6985@ficc.uu.net>, the last one out of ficc.uu.net, and this one.
Articles from ficc.uu.net are usually more frequent than that.
Good guess, though.

Doesn't this mean that the *real* article <7013@ficc.uu.net> won't get
broadcast around the net, because most sites will think they already
have it?  One of the costs of effective forgeries ....


Gordon Moffett

peter@ficc.uu.net (Peter da Silva) (11/16/89)

I don't know what to think any more. My wife is telling me that
I'm letting USENET be much too big a part of my life. Folks, all
I'm trying to do is make it right, to make it correct, so we
won't have any big problems and the net, as we know it, does
not cease to exist. Maybe my wife is right, and maybe I do need
to spend some time away from the net to get some perspective.

I just don't know. I don't think I can judge this properly.

So why don't we have a vote!

The issue to be voted on is "Should Peter da Silva leave USENET?"

Send me your votes, and I will count them. If I get 100 more yes
votes than no votes, then I will leave USENET for good.

For best results, use the mail program on your computer, not
the news software.

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`-_-' Peter da Silva <peter@ficc.uu.net> <peter@sugar.hackercorp.com>.
 'U`  --------------  +1 713 274 5180.
Getting pretty tired of the damn wolf, too.

kim@beowulf.ucsd.edu (Geoffrey K Kim) (11/17/89)

In article <7013@ficc.uu.net> peter@ficc.uu.net (Peter da Silva) writes:
>I don't know what to think any more. My wife is telling me that
>I'm letting USENET be much too big a part of my life. Folks, all
>...
>So why don't we have a vote!
>The issue to be voted on is "Should Peter da Silva leave USENET?"

Everyone knows that there's no life outside of USENET!  I think we
should vote on the following:

  "Should Peter da Silva leave his wife?"  8-)

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lindwall@beowulf.ucsd.edu (John Lindwall) (11/17/89)

In article <7013@ficc.uu.net> peter@ficc.uu.net (Peter da Silva) writes:
>
>The issue to be voted on is "Should Peter da Silva leave USENET?"
>

No.  I enjoy your postings which are typically constructive and informative.
And now, the real purpose of this posting (see below):

>-- 
>`-_-' Peter da Silva <peter@ficc.uu.net> <peter@sugar.hackercorp.com>.
> 'U`  --------------  +1 713 274 5180.

^^^^
||||
Oh! It's a _wolf_!! I always thought it was guy falling out of a building
headfirst!! :)
>Getting pretty tired of the damn wolf, too.

mmm@cup.portal.com (Mark Robert Thorson) (11/17/89)

Have you tried giving your wife a network feed?

maddoxt@novavax.UUCP (Thomas Maddox) (11/17/89)

In article <7013@ficc.uu.net> peter@ficc.uu.net (Peter da Silva) writes:
>
>I don't know what to think any more. My wife is telling me that
>I'm letting USENET be much too big a part of my life. 

>I just don't know. I don't think I can judge this properly.

>So why don't we have a vote!

>The issue to be voted on is "Should Peter da Silva leave USENET?"

>Send me your votes, and I will count them. If I get 100 more yes
>votes than no votes, then I will leave USENET for good.

	Nobody send him anything.

	Nobody.

	Anything.

	And if he can't figure it out for himself, he can just sit
there and think about it until he drools or his wife beats all his
computer equipment to death with a baseball bat, whichever comes
first.

	(Sci.aquaria was the last straw, I think, the one that snapped
the man's mind, sent him into a spin.  Oh, Richard, you sly dog, you
smoked them out on this one:  "Excuse me, sir, we're conducting an
ontological exercise.  It concerns whether you take the net too fucking 
seriously, and if you do, we've got something here that's going to
drive you absolutely batshit."
	Fiend.  Remorseless fiend.
	I wish I'd thought of it.)

	Don't take a vote, Peter.  Get a clue.


		       Tom Maddox 
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" Maynard) (11/18/89)

In article <1639@novavax.UUCP>, Tom Maddox takes the Da Silva forgery
seriously.

Really, Tom...we all know that you can't stand Peter, and would shoot
his dog, rape his wife, and castrate him at the first opportunity, but
did you have to take your private little war to news.groups etc. just
because some loser posts a forged article in his name?

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blm@6sigma.UUCP (Brian Matthews) (11/18/89)

In article <24143@cup.portal.com> mmm@cup.portal.com (Mark Robert Thorson) writes:
|Have you tried giving your wife a network feed?

(In your best Groucho Marx voice)

Yes, and she slapped me silly.
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karl@sugar.hackercorp.com (Karl Lehenbauer) (11/21/89)

In article <1639@novavax.UUCP> maddoxt@novavax.UUCP (Thomas Maddox) writes:
>	Nobody send him anything.
>	And if he can't figure it out for himself, he can just sit
>there and think about it until he drools or his wife beats all his
>computer equipment to death with a baseball bat, whichever comes
>first.

Oh, hello Tom.  Following up before reading through the thread, eh?
And ranting outside of "your" group, too...

The message you responded to was counterfeit.  You probably discovered that
right after you upchucked 1639@novavax, as Peter posted a message identifying
it (7013@ficc.uu.net) as a forgery shortly after it appeared.

Last I heard, the results of the "poll" were 56 messages to stay, and 12 to
leave.  I daresay if you put your net residency to a similar test, the results
would be quite the opposite, but hey, screw everyone, right?
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