ken@nsc.nsc.com (Ken Trant) (03/23/88)
Send your humor posting (which are funny by the way) to me and I will
post them for you. Let them flame away, I own AT&T stock so I can say
what I want.
... See figure 1.
Obj joke:
There once was a couple named Kelly
Who were forced to walk belly to belly
For in their great haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
A jolly young fellow from Boston
Used to drive around in an Austin
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung outside so he lost 'em
There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who had the most peculiar feeling
So she laid on her back
And tickled her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
A space shuttle pilot neamed Ventry
Made love to the only girl sentry
She started to pout
Because it fell out
But the mission was saved by re-entry
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PATH= Second star to the right, {...Ken Trant...}
and straight on till morning
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415-651-3131 *:-) 408-721-8158jhh@ihlpl.ATT.COM (Haller) (03/25/88)
Please, Please stop cross posting jokes, demands for apologies, apologies, and complaints about the apologies to comp.unix.xenix.