smith@COS.COM (Steve Smith) (06/25/87)
The following was posted in the employee's coffee room here at COS:
There are sponges for your use, if you make a mess. They are easy to
use. Just follow these simple steps:
1. Pick one up from the sink
2. If it's wet, rinse it and wring it out
3. If it's dry, wet it with water and wring it out
4. Move sponge back and forth on the mess you made until the mess you
made is gone
5. Rinse and wring out sponge and return it to the sink.
In case you're not sure if you make messes because you don't know what
they are, then you should be aware that a mess may be any one (or a
combination) of the following:
1. Pools of any liquid (ex. coffee) in large or small quantities
2. Bagel crumbs
3. Sugar or sugar substitute grains
4. Empty cream cheese boxes and foil
5. Anything splattered or spilled
(A) On the counter
(B) In the microwave
(C) Even on the floor
6. Anything similar to the above
-- Steve
smith@cos.comgorin@mit-amt.MEDIA.MIT.EDU (Amy Gorin) (06/28/87)
In article <341@cos.COM> smith@cos.UUCP (Steve Smith) writes: >There are sponges for your use, if you make a mess. They are easy to >use. Just follow these simple steps: ..... >4. Move sponge back and forth on the mess you made until the mess you > made is gone > >In case you're not sure if you make messes because you don't know what >they are, then you should be aware that a mess may be any one (or a >combination) of the following: .... >4. Empty cream cheese boxes and foil Um, I think there is a problem here -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ARPA: gorin@media-lab.media.mit.edu * 'you're dating yourself' UUCP: mit-eddie!mit-amt!gorin * 'well somebody's got to do it'
mgodfrey@utcsri.UUCP (06/29/87)
In article <1312@mit-amt.MEDIA.MIT.EDU> gorin@media-lab.MEDIA.MIT.EDU (Amy Gorin) writes: >In article <341@cos.COM> smith@cos.UUCP (Steve Smith) writes: >>There are sponges for your use, if you make a mess. They are easy to >>use. Just follow these simple steps: > >>4. Move sponge back and forth on the mess you made until the mess you >> made is gone >> >>4. Empty cream cheese boxes and foil > > > >Um, I think there is a problem here > Jeez, haven't you guys down south heard of concurrency? It's real big in computer science. Oh, here's the :-) Mike [from the Great White North, eh] -- "I am not a free man...but I'm reasonable!" #6. Mike Godfrey "Truth is only that which is taken Department of Computer Science to be true. It's the currency of University of Toronto living." mgodfrey@utcsri.toronto.edu Tom Stoppard