[comp.misc] Perf

chrisb@hubcap.clemson.edu (Chris) (11/29/89)

You know the perforations, or tractor feeds, from the sides of PC paper 
that get ripped off and needlessly thrown away ???  Good...  I am looking 
for something useful to do with them.?!  Suggestions welcomed...  Since 
it is almost Christmas, I have already decorated my tree with them, and
the room it is in too.......   Any other ideas ???    E-mail, or post,
I may post a compilation if I get enough responses by 1990.     

Chris Behrens    ChrisB@Hubcap.Clemson.Edu

ssk@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Shana S Kaye) (11/29/89)

In article <7224@hubcap.clemson.edu> chrisb@hubcap.clemson.edu (Chris) writes:
>You know the perforations, or tractor feeds, from the sides of PC paper 
>that get ripped off and needlessly thrown away ???  Good...  I am looking 
>for something useful to do with them.?!  Suggestions welcomed...  
>
>Chris Behrens    ChrisB@Hubcap.Clemson.Edu

You can use it as confetti.  For New Years parties.  Take the strips, cut
them into smaller squares (or don't).  Then put them into bowls around the
room and when the ball drops, or the clock strikes midnight and the new
year begins, everyone can throw the contents of a bowl, or a handful into
the air.  

If you are really creative (ambitious?), you can color the strips before
you cut them and have multicolored confetti.  

If anyone else has some interesting ideas, I would be interested in hearing
them as well.

Shana Kaye

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diamond@csl.sony.co.jp (Norman Diamond) (11/30/89)

In article <7224@hubcap.clemson.edu> chrisb@hubcap.clemson.edu (Chris) writes:

>You know the perforations, or tractor feeds, from the sides of PC paper 
>that get ripped off and needlessly thrown away ???

Can't say much about the strips of paper, but the tractor feeds
(the metal gears, etc.) along with ladder-shaped, flexible forms
made of metal, have been made into chairs!  The shape of the "seat"
and "back" can be adjusted by pulling (or pushing, I don't remember
which) the knob on the right-hand side, and rotating it just like
you used to do in order to align the paper with the carriage control
ribbon.  The price in Japan, around a year ago, was in the $4,000
range.  Only 1/30 of the price of the original printer, eh?

Norman Diamond, Sony Corp. (diamond%ws.sony.junet@uunet.uu.net seems to work)
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bung@ics.uci.edu (Bill Ung) (12/01/89)

In article <7224@hubcap.clemson.edu> chrisb@hubcap.clemson.edu (Chris) writes:
>You know the perforations, or tractor feeds, from the sides of PC paper 
>that get ripped off and needlessly thrown away ???  Good...  I am looking 
>for something useful to do with them.?!  Suggestions welcomed...  Since 
>it is almost Christmas, I have already decorated my tree with them, and
>the room it is in too.......   Any other ideas ???    E-mail, or post,
>I may post a compilation if I get enough responses by 1990.     
>
>Chris Behrens    ChrisB@Hubcap.Clemson.Edu

A friend of mine just kept collecting hers, slowly rolling them into a little
ball.  The ball got bigger with time; we worked at a computer firm so there
was plenty of it around.  Eventually, it got to be about the size of a
bowling ball before she left the company.  I dunno if it's still around but
it was most amuzing the first time you saw it and I'm sure it killed a lot of
dead time in the office!


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jwi@cbnewsj.ATT.COM (Jim Winer @ AT&T, Middletown, NJ) (12/04/89)

Since ticker tape has become obsolete, the perfs are now used in its place
at parades in New York. Some persons do not bother separating it from the
paper before throwing it out the window. 2000 feet (one box) of double
perforations separated by sheets of paper make an impressive display when
thrown out the 40th floor window. It makes an even more impressive dent
if you don't take it out of the box first.

Jim Winer
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GREENJ@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu (12/05/89)

I used to take the stuff and roll it into spools.  These spools grew to f
disks of various sizes.  They were useful for playing "Tower of Hanoi".
ones could be used as Frisbees(TM).  On impact, the large disks would exp
creating a mess. (I never actually made one explode, but it might be
possible.)
                                  John Greenwald
                                  greenj@yalevm.bitnet
                                  I speak for myself and no other.

isr@rodan.acs.syr.edu ( ISR group account) (12/07/89)

Re the printout
'perfs',
just take them
and sepaerate them
into individual 'perfs'
(ie, 11" peices), then
take about  8 of them
crisscrossing in the middle
to form an asterisk-shaped thing.
Now take this thingie and hang it from
 peice of string from the drop-ceiling in
your office. Now make about fifty of'em with
the string length varying from 6" to 18" and hang
'em all over the office ceiling. This is especialy good
if you have to answer dumb stupid questions interrupting your
real work, beacuse when your boss asks "what are those things" you
can tell him that each peice of paper represents a stupid user question
that he should hire a work-study-warm-body-or-two to answer instead of you.


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dsrekml@prism.gatech.EDU (Mike Mitten) (12/07/89)

In article <7224@hubcap.clemson.edu> chrisb@hubcap.clemson.edu (Chris) writes:
>You know the perforations, or tractor feeds, from the sides of PC paper 
>that get ripped off and needlessly thrown away ???  Good...  I am looking 
>for something useful to do with them.?!  

	I would suggest recycling them, along with the rest of the large 
ammount of wast paper which is produced in data processing environments.

(i wish i knew what to do with all the stuff that's thrown away where i work
 and live...  i'd start practicing what i preach.  :-)

	Shalom,

	      -Mike

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david@indetech.com (David Kuder) (12/09/89)

In article <7224@hubcap.clemson.edu> chrisb@hubcap.clemson.edu (Chris) writes:
>You know the perforations, or tractor feeds, from the sides of PC paper 
>that get ripped off and needlessly thrown away ???  Good...  I am looking 
>for something useful to do with them.?!  Suggestions welcomed...  Since 
>it is almost Christmas, I have already decorated my tree with them, and
>the room it is in too.......   Any other ideas ???

Take one strip by the end.  Take the strip from the other side of the
printout and put the end at right angles to the first end.  O.K. ASCII
picture time:

	+---+-------------------------------------
	| 0 | O  O  O  O  O  O  O  O  O  O  O  O
	+---+-------------------------------------
	| O |
        |   |
Take the horiz strip which is under the vert strip and fold it over the
vert strip so that the perf hole marked 0 is three deep.  Repeat with the
vert strip folding.  Repeat the whole process.  The perfs get out of sync
since the there is some paper in the fold but who cares.

The end result is a paper spring thing.  Long ones could be used like
strung popcorn for tree decoration, short ones like tinsel.
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keating@rex.cs.tulane.edu (John W. Keating) (12/09/89)

In article <7224@hubcap.clemson.edu> chrisb@hubcap.clemson.edu (Chris) writes:
>You know the perforations, or tractor feeds, from the sides of PC paper
>that get ripped off and needlessly thrown away ???  Good...  I am looking
>for something useful to do with them.?!  Suggestions welcomed...  Since
>it is almost Christmas, I have already decorated my tree with them, and
>the room it is in too.......   Any other ideas ???

You could always feed them to your cat.  My cat has developed a fondness for
those perfs.  It started as just a playtoy, bu yesterday, I looked over and
the end of one was dissapearing down its throat.

Any idea if those things are harmful??
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d87-hho@nada.kth.se (Henrik Holmstr|m) (12/09/89)

In article <4179@hydra.gatech.EDU> dsrekml@prism.gatech.EDU (Mike Mitten) writes:
>	I would suggest recycling them, along with the rest of the large 
>ammount of wast paper which is produced in data processing environments.
>
>(i wish i knew what to do with all the stuff that's thrown away where i work
> and live...  i'd start practicing what i preach.  :-)

Here in Sweden (at least in the Stockholm area) the city is collecting
paper for recycling.  One good thing about this is that it doesn't
cost the tax-payers any money since they sell it to the paper
manufacturers.  Actually, the city is making money while we save
a lot of trees.

Henrik