argv@ucb-vax.ARPA (04/03/85)
--Frank has an interview-- "Frank, your resume is completely blank." "Yes, sir. You see, the laser printer here at school was broken and I couldn't get it printed out. Besdies, it costs too much for printing and you're not guaranteed anything. I have a hand written one if you want it." "This is WORSE! It's in crayon!" "Well, it's colorful." "Ok, Frank, tell me, what do you know about computers." "Well, I know how to read forum, play rogue, and change my prompt to make that machine think it's a slave to my all-empowering cylinder of brainal power. I know how to bring UNIX to it's knees and beg for mercy. I can clear all memory locations with one command. I can control ALL with a flick of a finger." "How?" "Pull the plug." "When are you available?" (continued) Dan Heller (aka Frank) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ UCSC Computing Center Consultant (Looking for a UNIX/C hacking Job - nudge nudge wink wink) UUCP: ucbvax!ucscc!argv {ihnp4,sun,cbosgd,decwrl}!qubix!ucscc!argv ARPA: argv%ucscc.uucp@ucb-vax.arpa CSnet: c.argv@ucsc.csnet (say no more, say no more) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------