[comp.org.usenix] Benchmarking hospitality suites

hob@killer.DALLAS.TX.US (Helen O'Boyle) (02/20/89)

What makes a good hospitality suite?  Good products?  Good food?  Good
cohorts to hang out with?  Good trinkets?  

How did the vendors at the Winter 89 Usenix measure up to your benchmark?

This is the net's chance to provide feedback to those who provide us with
something to do between conference sessions, after the BOF's, etc.


Helen C. O'Boyle

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roy@phri.UUCP (Roy Smith) (02/20/89)

hob@killer.DALLAS.TX.US (Helen O'Boyle) writes:
> What makes a good hospitality suite?  Good products?  Good food?  Good
> cohorts to hang out with?  Good trinkets?  

	There is no doubt that the Sun suite was the best of the show.
8-foot heros, good beer (Corona and Heinekin) nice fruit platters and
munchies.  The shoelaces were kind of neat too.  The only thing I didn't
like was that they weren't giving out their "(safe) Sex and Drugs and
SPARC" buttons.

	Most of the other hospitality suites I hit only had Bud and Miller
Lite.  Yech!  How to you expect to sell computers (or recruit employees)
with Bud and Miller Lite?
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reggie@pdn.nm.paradyne.com (George W. Leach) (02/20/89)

In article <7232@killer.DALLAS.TX.US> hob@killer.DALLAS.TX.US (Helen O'Boyle) writes:
>What makes a good hospitality suite?  Good products?  Good food?  Good
>cohorts to hang out with?  Good trinkets?  

   Good trinkets!!!  The shoe laces won it hands down for Sun :-)

>How did the vendors at the Winter 89 Usenix measure up to your benchmark?


   Where were the Lachman (sp) folks?  They always would have interesting
hats!  Denver was a ski cap, and Dallas was a cowboy hat.  San Diego could
have been a sailors hat.......

>This is the net's chance to provide feedback to those who provide us with
>something to do between conference sessions, after the BOF's, etc.


    Notice how few people were at the Pencom hospitality?





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vixie@decwrl.dec.com (Paul A Vixie) (02/20/89)

Good.  Finally something useful in this group.

#	Most of the other hospitality suites I hit only had Bud and Miller
# Lite.  Yech!  How to you expect to sell computers (or recruit employees)
# with Bud and Miller Lite?

To those who saw me hanging around in the DEC suite, I promise that next
time I'll browbeat Armando into getting some decent beer.  I wasn't
involved in the preparations, but I will be next time.
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mark@tsunami.megatek.uucp (Rocket J. Squirrel) (02/21/89)

> From: hob@killer.DALLAS.TX.US (Helen O'Boyle)

> What makes a good hospitality suite?  Good products?  Good food?  Good
> cohorts to hang out with?  Good trinkets?  

Good food, soft drinks and beer, and most importantly: quiet places to 
consume them away from the salesmen. 

Mind you, this may not work to the vendor's advantage ;-)

-mark

ps. Sun did it right in San Diego. They had a nice patio, i saw no salesmen
at all, and they had toys (though i didn't play with them, myself).
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ucsd.edu!megatek!mark					mark thompson
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rcd@ico.ISC.COM (Dick Dunn) (02/22/89)

In article <3689@phri.UUCP>, roy@phri.UUCP (Roy Smith) writes:
> 	There is no doubt that the Sun suite was the best of the show.

Not true.  There is plenty of doubt, although they did a nice job.  I
thought HCR did OK too.  The Guru beer would have had a better chance if
people there had a better understanding of beer.  (I assume the diacetyl
character was intentional; it *was* a British beer, after all.)  Amdahl had
a good shot too; I think the hotel dropped the ball on them.  (Are real
chiles unknown in San Diego, or what?)  Was it Pencom that made such a bad
showing by having (apparent) leftovers from the reception the night before?

> 8-foot heros, good beer (Corona and Heinekin) nice fruit platters...

The sandwich was a good idea, but as for the beer, let's face it, Corona
and Heineken are more mass appeal than tasteful!  (Where's that Steam?!)
Heineken is decently made, but too light, and why on earth does anyone ship
something as perishable as beer 1/4 of the way around the world anyway???

Corona???  Come on, Corona is to beer what the PC/AT is to computers:  It's
a cut above the lowest commodity, but nobody who really cares takes it
seriously.  Look at it--the clowns who bottle it don't even care enough to
put it in a proper bottle!

The fruit was the best part.  Speaking of that, I wonder how many people at
the reception Wed figured out that the ham was wrapped around papaya...

> ...The shoelaces were kind of neat too...

Perhaps, but shoelaces have something in common with yo-yo's:  ambiguity.
With yo-yo's, it's obvious--do you want to be associated with something
that's constantly going down and up, and sometimes won't come back up at
all?  Shoelaces are more subtle, but you have to wonder when Skip is
standing there showing people how to tie nooses.
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