lenny@icus.ICUS.COM (Lenny Tropiano) (08/21/90)
Va gur erprag vffhr bs _HAVK GBQNL_ zntnmvar, Zvgpu Jntare'f negvpyr,
"JVA N JRRXRAQ VA HGNU" fnvq [rkprecgf vapyhqrq bayl...]
Gur HFRAVK Nffbpvngvba nccneragyl ybirf vgf zrzoref fb zhpu gung vg
vf tbvat gb fraq gjb bs gurz gb Hgnu.
Serr.
[...]
Gur pbagrfg vf pnyyrq "Jrveqavk," naq vg qrsvrf HFRAVK zrzoref gb
"svaq gur orfg arj naq grpuavpnyyl yrtny vagrecergngvba bs gur CBFVK
fgnaqneq juvpu arireguryrff ivbyngrf gur vaghvgvir vagrag bs gur CBFVK
fgnaqneq."
[...]
Gur jvaare jvyy or naabhaprq ng gur Jvagre HFRAVK zrrgvat va Qnyynf,
Wna 21-25.
Grknf. Abj gurer'f n fgngr. Uhzvqvgl fb guvpx gurer va gur fhzzre lbh
arrq n fphon gnax whfg gb jnyx nebhaq. Ohtf fb ovt gurl unir gb or
ertvfgrerq jvgu gur fgngr Qrcnegzrag bs Zbgbe Iruvpyrf. Thlf anzrq
"Ovyyl-Obo" puhtnyhttvat Pbbef naq fubbgvat ng fdhveeryf jvgu fubgthaf
sebz yrff guna n sbbg njnl ("Ybbx, Znj! Vg'f nyernql unzohetre!"). Grknf.
[V thrff Grknf vfa'g gung onq!! Guerr bs zl sevraqf nyernql yvir gurer, naq V
ybbxvat gb zbir gurer zlfrys!!] :-)
-Y.
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+------ ICUS Software Systems -- PO Box 1; Islip Terrace, NY 11752 ------+hoyt@laura.alf.dec.com (Kurt Hoyt) (08/21/90)
> Texas. Now there's a state....Guys named > "Billy-Bob" chugalugging Coors and shooting at squirrels with shotguns > from less than a foot away ("Look, Maw! It's already hamburger!"). Texas. > I would have thought that Texans named "Billy-Bob" would be chugalugging Lone Star instead of Coors.... ..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:.. Kurt in Atlanta "More than 4 billion chickens in America hoyt@decatl.alf.dec.com each year do not have a single happy moment hoyt@laura.alf.dec.com in their lives." -- PETA News
prewitt@convex.com (Mike Prewitt) (08/22/90)
In article <1990Aug21.150309.7181@decatl.dec.com> hoyt@laura.alf.dec.com (Kurt Hoyt) writes: >In article <1254@icus.ICUS.COM>, lenny@icus.ICUS.COM (Lenny Tropiano) writes: > >> Texas. Now there's a state....Guys named >> "Billy-Bob" chugalugging Coors and shooting at squirrels with shotguns >> from less than a foot away ("Look, Maw! It's already hamburger!"). Texas. >> >I would have thought that Texans named "Billy-Bob" would be chugalugging >Lone Star instead of Coors.... >..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:.. >Kurt in Atlanta "More than 4 billion chickens in America >hoyt@decatl.alf.dec.com each year do not have a single happy moment >hoyt@laura.alf.dec.com in their lives." -- PETA News Last year, the big thing was actor ( and Dennis Quade's brother ) Randy Quade having the Biggest Party in Texas, which by the way is sponsored by Miller Light. This years theme is having everyone come back because last year, Randy forgot to take the picture. ( Awwwwwwww ) Between these comercials and the Texas Govenor's race, I am getting sick.... ( The Texas Gov's race has been nationally noted as being very big in Mud Slinging, and character bashing ) I don't live in Texas, I just work here.... -- ------------------------------------------------------------ Michael Prewitt Software Test Design Engineer Convex Computer Corperation prewitt@convex.com
drxmann@walt.cc.utexas.edu (Dustin Christmann) (08/22/90)
In article <1990Aug21.150309.7181@decatl.dec.com> hoyt@laura.alf.dec.com (Kurt Hoyt) writes: >In article <1254@icus.ICUS.COM>, lenny@icus.ICUS.COM (Lenny Tropiano) writes: > >> Texas. Now there's a state....Guys named >> "Billy-Bob" chugalugging Coors and shooting at squirrels with shotguns >> from less than a foot away ("Look, Maw! It's already hamburger!"). Texas. >> >I would have thought that Texans named "Billy-Bob" would be chugalugging >Lone Star instead of Coors.... A _real_ Texan speaks out: 1. It's "Billy Bob," not "Billy-Bob." 2. We drink Shiner Bock, the best beer brewed in America, not Lone Star or Coors. BTW, it's been my general impression that the ones who drink Lone Star are the transient Yankees and Aggies. Just thought y'all'd like to know. Thanx, Dustin Christmann Internet: drxmann@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu Bitnet: drxmann@utxvm UUCP: ...!ut-emx!ccwf.cc.utexas.edu!drxmann "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He is an idiot." -Groucho Marx
tif@doorstop.austin.ibm.com (Paul Chamberlain) (08/22/90)
In article <1990Aug21.150309.7181@decatl.dec.com> hoyt@laura.alf.dec.com (Kurt Hoyt) writes: >In article <1254@icus.ICUS.COM>, lenny@icus.ICUS.COM (Lenny Tropiano) writes: > >> Texas. Now there's a state....Guys named >> "Billy-Bob" chugalugging Coors and shooting at squirrels with shotguns >> from less than a foot away ("Look, Maw! It's already hamburger!"). Texas. >> >I would have thought that Texans named "Billy-Bob" would be chugalugging >Lone Star instead of Coors.... The only people that drink Lone Star are those that live outside of Texas. Paul Chamberlain | I do NOT represent IBM tif@doorstop, sc30661@ausvm6 512/838-7008 | ...!cs.utexas.edu!ibmaus!auschs!doorstop.austin.ibm.com!tif
smithg@d.cs.okstate.edu (Smith Gary Wayne) (08/23/90)
In article <36570@ut-emx.UUCP> drxmann@walt.cc.utexas.edu (Dustin Christmann) writes: >In article <1990Aug21.150309.7181@decatl.dec.com> hoyt@laura.alf.dec.com (Kurt Hoyt) writes: >>In article <1254@icus.ICUS.COM>, lenny@icus.ICUS.COM (Lenny Tropiano) writes: >> >>> Texas. Now there's a state....Guys named >>> "Billy-Bob" chugalugging Coors and shooting at squirrels with shotguns >>> from less than a foot away ("Look, Maw! It's already hamburger!"). Texas. >>> >>I would have thought that Texans named "Billy-Bob" would be chugalugging >>Lone Star instead of Coors.... > >A _real_ Texan speaks out: > >1. It's "Billy Bob," not "Billy-Bob." > >2. We drink Shiner Bock, the best beer brewed in America, not Lone Star or > Coors. > >BTW, it's been my general impression that the ones who drink Lone Star are the >transient Yankees and Aggies. A _real_ Aggie speaks out: 1. Aggies drink Pearl. (not really - Shiner Bock is one of my favs also) 2. Billy Bob Burnett (of Billy Bob's Fame) is an Aggie. Prior to opening Billy Bob's, he ran the Miller distributorship in Fort Worthless. He probably drinks Lite. 3. It is my general impression that the only ones to drink Lone Star are the transient yankees and giant armadillos. 4. Lone Star, The National Beer of Texas, mmm, mmmm good !!!! Bonus Aggie Joke: Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Lousiana and raised the I.Q. of both states :-) Super Bonus yankee joke: Beautify Texas: put a yankee on a bus Gary Born in Oklahoma, Raised in Texas, Aggie in Both
zombie@uucp (Mike York) (08/25/90)
In article <36570@ut-emx.UUCP> drxmann@walt.cc.utexas.edu (Dustin Christmann) writes: > >2. We drink Shiner Bock, the best beer brewed in America, not Lone Star or > Coors. While at SIGGRAPH in Dallas a couple of weeks ago we ate at Riscky's (sp?) in the West End. Shiner Bock was listed as an import. Even had an import price. Is Texas so big, that they charge import prices if something is brought in from another county? ;^) By the way, Shiner Bock is good, but probably does not deserve to be called the "best beer brewed in America." May I suggest a trip to the Great Northwest, where the truly great beers in America are brewed. ;^)/2 -- Mike York | "I want to embrace you, but Boeing Computer Services | first, I have to satisfy (206) 234-7724 | my sense of moral outrage"
ronsen@acsu.buffalo.edu (jeremy c ronsen) (08/27/90)
Y'all forgot about hunting parriedogs with semi-automatic assult weapons and moving speedbumps. And keep in mind, Texans drink any damn thing they we want to, just as long as we can buy it by the case. Let speaking dogs lie. -- Bubba th' Barbarian The only Texan, Vegetarian Barbarian East of the Pecos State Univ. of New York at Buffalo INTERNET: ronsen@acsu.buffalo.edu Et cetera. Ad nausium.