mcgrath@TULLY.BERKELEY.EDU (Roland McGrath) (05/22/88)
I have figured out a sure-fire way to get Dr. Eliza Emacs, PhD (offices in doctor.el) to speak pure gibberish! Just keep hitting return and she'll read what she last said as your answer! Some gems gleaned from the good Doctor by this method: When did you first know that do I say I am annoyed? What happened when did me first know that do you say you are annoyed? Are you sure all there is to it the real reason explain anything else? Of course, once she starts spitting out nonsense, she will psycho-analyze her own nonsense and spit out yet more weirdness!
jal@occrsh.ATT.COM (J_Allen_Schones) (05/23/88)
In article <8805212355.AA02371@tully.Berkeley.EDU> mcgrath@TULLY.BERKELEY.EDU (Roland McGrath) writes: >I have figured out a sure-fire way to get Dr. Eliza Emacs, PhD >(offices in doctor.el) to speak pure gibberish! Just keep hitting >return and she'll read what she last said as your answer! Another fun thing I like to do when I'm stuck on a programming problem is to use the output from fortune to send to the doctor. Use ^UM-!fortune -s -o<RETURN><RETURN>. For example: I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice. A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt Why do you say that? "The voters have spoken, the bastards ..." Is it because do I say that the voters have spoken the bastards that you came to me? "When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen." -- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal) Does it bother you that do you say that the voters have spoken the bastards that I came to you when you grow up you want to be a honest lawyer so things like that cannot happen richard nixon as a boy on the teapot dome scandal? ******************** Can get pretty twisted. -- J. Allen Schones -- AT&T -- Oklahoma City Works MAIL: 7725 W. Reno -- Oklahoma City, OK -- 73126-0060 -- Dept: 11OC0307720 PHONE: (405) 491-4950 | UUCP: {AT&T}!{okcedu|occrsh}!jal FAX: (405) 491-4530 Attn: Schones 0772 x4950
rbj@ICST-CMR.ARPA (Root Boy Jim) (05/23/88)
Of course, you realize that *everything* the doctor says is gibberish :-) Now we need to code up `psychoanalyze-doctor' :-)
jr@bbn.com (John Robinson) (05/24/88)
C'mon. folks. Haven't you tried M-x psychoanalyze-pinhead? You'll like it. I want a WESSON OIL lease!! -- -- /jr jr@bbn.com or bbn!jr