gilbert@cs.glasgow.ac.uk (Gilbert Cockton) (05/17/88)
> How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb? > Two! One to screw in the light bulb and one to pick up the broken pieces. > > Why did the robot cross the road? > It was in his program. > > What is the difference between a robot and a cockroach? > The cockroach is intelligent! Sorry if anyone thinks this shouldn't be here. Makes a change from free-will :-)