[net.records] YES

rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (Rich Rosen) (12/02/83)

Q:  What sounds like the Police and looks like U2?

(Hint:  The answer to the above question is the same as the answer to
the question "Does a bear sh*t in the woods?")

Seriously,  I always thought Bono Vox of U2 was Jon Anderson's twin
brother, especially the way he pranced around the stage and clapped.
With JA's new haircut it's impossible to tell the difference.  When I
first heard "Owner of a Lonely Heart", I easily mistook it for the
Police (the chop-chop guitar and Anderson's singing helped give that
mistaken impression).  My friend thought Anderson was sounding like
Sting, but he was really in much the same vocal style as before.  It
was Rabin's chop-chop guitar playing that gave the song its Policesque
feel.  (perhaps Sting really sounds like Anderson???)  As I stated in
an earlier article, these guys are in a real bind:  if they do something
original and interesting they won't make any money; if they sell out
they'll be boring but they'll make a mint.  Which option will they choose?

Sorry, kids, it ain't Yes without Howe, Wakeman, and Bruford (if I hear them
refer to Alan White as an original member of Yes one more time, I'll blow
up the MTV studio!!!!!).  And Yes ain't gonna happen again because it ain't
1972 anymore. (And you laugh at your parents for having liked Rudy Vallee???)

P.S.  Does anyone remember that best-selling pop psych self-help book from
the mid-'70s, "Don't Say Yes When You Want to Say Emerson, Lake & Palmer".
It changed my life...  [If you want to flame at someone who saw Yes six times
in seven years (once going 500 miles out of my way to do so), who cried as
he watched them shrivel up and die as a musical force, flame away...]
-- 
					Rich Rosen    pyuxn!rlr

nxs@fluke.UUCP (Bruce Golub) (12/09/83)

Come on, Anderson sounds like Sting!? You have got to be kidding. Aside form
the obvious differences in diction (you can usually discern the words Jon is
singing, with Sting, alias mush-mouth, you get a lot of good material for
the "mis-understood lyrics fans") there is an obvious difference in vocal
melodic style between Anderson and Sting. Saying that Trevor's chop-chop
guitar style is just like Andy Sommers' is like saying 90% of the current
pop guitarists sound like the Police's (well maybe you have something there).
I don't know what Bono Vox looks like, nor do I care, or care if he looks
like Anderson (he surely doesn't sound like him either).