[news.admin] We've got a 1988 Maroney Award nomination!

weemba@garnet.berkeley.edu (Obnoxious Math Grad Student) (05/18/88)

In article <29083@yale-celray.yale.UUCP>, shefter-bret@CS (Bret A. Shefter)
complains about Gene Spafford "retroactively" changing the rules, and how
now poor Bret's stomach is so ill.

For your information, Bret, USENET is not a mathematical theorem.  It is
not a program specification.  It is not a Platonic ideal.  It *is* a bunch
of people and a bunch of machines.  The "rules" have not been retroactively
changed.  Usenetopia is still in the eye of the beholder.  And it always
will be.

>    Jesus Christ, didn't anybody here ever read *Animal Farm*???

Yup.  Great book, but not very relevant.  Let me suggest you read _Please
Don't Eat the Daisies_.  The title refers to a rule that the "authorities"
never thought of spelling out beforehand, and then "retroactively" intro-
duced.  And I strongly recommend you see that modern classic sci-fi flick
"Morons from Outer Space": it has that quality in common with all Great
Books, Film, Theater, Comics, Art, and USENET Postings: that you, Bret
Shefter, could probably learn something profound about yourself from it.

>Oh sure, I know you don't care, because I'm only a lowly news *reader*,...

Gene doesn't care because you are too trivial a slug for him to worry over.
I think Gene's actions over the years prove that he cares a lot more about
us lowly news readers than you'll ever get to realize.  (Thanks, Gene &c!)

Speaking for the soft underbelly of the net,

ucbvax!garnet!weemba	Matthew P Wiener/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720

doug-merritt@cup.portal.com (05/19/88)

Thanks for the vote of confidence in Gene, Matthew. Nice posting!

(If anyone wonders why I bother posting something like this, consider
by way of comparison the usual kind of comment weemba gets; I calls
'em as I sees 'em.)
   Doug
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