malc@tahoe.unr.edu (Malcolm L. Carlock) (06/11/88)
In article <11177@steinmetz.ge.com> davidsen@crdos1.UUCP (bill davidsen) writes: >In article <17623@ncoast.UUCP> jayorr@ncoast.UUCP (Jay Orr) writes: > >| I really need this money. > > "My father makes book on the corner, > my mother makes second hand gin, > my sister makes love for a dollar, > my god, how the money rolls in!" You were warned! "Me father sells rubbers to Russia, Me mum pokes the holes with a pin, Me sister performs the abortions, Me G*d, how the money rolls in! (Chorus) Rolls in, rolls in, me G*d how the money rolls in!! Rolls in, rolls in, me G*d how the money rolls in!!" The above appeared in a letter, attributed to the Ayatollah Khomeini, which appeared some years ago in the National Lampoon. ("Those letters are fa -- " "Shut up.") malloc
pdc@cs.nott.ac.uk (Piers Cawley) (06/27/88)
In article <1354@tahoe.unr.edu> malc@tahoe.unr.edu.UUCP (malloc) writes: >In article <11177@steinmetz.ge.com> davidsen@crdos1.UUCP (bill davidsen) writes: >>In article <17623@ncoast.UUCP> jayorr@ncoast.UUCP (Jay Orr) writes: >> >> "My father makes book on the corner, >> my mother makes second hand gin, >> my sister makes love for a dollar, >> my god, how the money rolls in!" > >You were warned! > >"Me father sells rubbers to Russia, > Me mum pokes the holes with a pin, > Me sister performs the abortions, > Me G*d, how the money rolls in! > > (Chorus) > > Rolls in, rolls in, me G*d how the money rolls in!! > Rolls in, rolls in, me G*d how the money rolls in!!" > And there's more The taxman's caught up with my father, I'm sick from the second hand gin, A policeman's arrested my sister, My god what a mess I am in! -- +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Piers Cawley | "What would humans be without love?" | |pdc@maths.nott.ac.uk | RARE said Death - From Sourcery by | |pdc@cs.nott.ac.uk +------------+ Terry Pratchett. | |...!uunet!ukc!dcl-cs!nott-cs!tuck!pdc| | +-------------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ |J48 Rutland Hall, University Park, Nottingham. | +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Deesclaimer? I doan' need no steenkeeng deesclaimer! | +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
perley@mazda.steinmetz (Donald P Perley) (07/01/88)
In article <2108@robin.cs.nott.ac.uk> pdc@cs.nott.ac.uk (Piers Cawley) writes: >In article <1354@tahoe.unr.edu> malc@tahoe.unr.edu.UUCP (malloc) writes: >>In article <11177@steinmetz.ge.com> davidsen@crdos1.UUCP (bill davidsen) writes: >>>In article <17623@ncoast.UUCP> jayorr@ncoast.UUCP (Jay Orr) writes: >>> "My father makes book on the corner, >>> my mother makes second hand gin, >>> my sister makes love for a dollar, >>> my god, how the money rolls in!" >>You were warned! My brother he works in a mission, saving young women from sin, he'll save you a blonde for five dollars, my god how the money rolls in!