[news.admin] Make a Wish Come True

schuetz@iravcl.ira.uka.de (09/08/88)

In article <18002@uflorida.cis.ufl.EDU>, esj@manatee.cis.ufl.edu (Eric S. Johnson) writes:
> Portal should have the following as a new users intro to news:

> 'David is dead. He made it into the book. Don't panic..'

and:

'Don't ask UseNet for little Dollar-bills. They'll never send any ...'

Cheers, Elmar

PS: Dying Davie moved from UK to Florida. The weather conditions are much
    better there to live forever.