[news.admin] The Importance of Being Degreed

dwtamkin@chinet.chi.il.us (David W. Tamkin) (03/14/89)

Throughout this discussion gus Baird (I know, I know, his first time on the
system he mistyped the capital G in lower case and rather than admit he'd
made an error he insisted that the lower-case g was his intent all along,
that it was his "trademark"; that's the story given by every CB simulator
who has a misspelled handle and is asked why) has maintained that the
baccalaureate is the clearest, most reliable mark of the passage into
sufficient maturity to be allowed to post.  He's backed down from saying it
was absolute but still says it is the best indicator of all.

He won't care what I say; I'm a middle-aged man with no degree, so by his
viewpoint I'm still in the playpen, and nothing else counts.

Well, I think I've figured out where he gets this idea.  As a child he saw
"The Wizard of Oz" too many times.  Frank Morgan hands Ray Bolger a diploma,
and Bolger's character changes instantly from a reasoning being whose plan
had saved Dorothy from the Wicked Witch of the West but who thought himself
stupid into a babbling, pompous pseudo-intellectual wrapped up in how
impressed he is with himself.  He wasn't a whit smarter than before, aand he
was seriously impaired in the *use* of his intelligence, but the irony was
lost on the boy who would be gus; he was so caught up in the surface change
in the scarecrow.

CBS will be broadcasting it again this Sunday evening, March 19.  No, they
have not reinserted the jitterbug sequence.  The film that most influenced
my own childhood was ... no, that isn't for news.admin.

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wisner@shadooby.cc.umich.edu (Bill Wisner) (03/15/89)

(David W. Tamkin)
>                                     (I know, I know, his first time on the
>system he mistyped the capital G in lower case and rather than admit he'd
>made an error he insisted that the lower-case g was his intent all along,
>that it was his "trademark"

or

gus::::& Baird:/u5/gus:/bin/ksh