[news.config] Reports of elsie's ill health are greatly exaggerated :-)

ado@elsie.UUCP (04/06/87)

We are grateful to the Wall Street Journal for its front-page coverage of Elsie
in its April 3, 1987 edition (the edition with the premiere ads for the IBM
Personal System/2).

We are also grateful that, despite the "Elsie Bounces Back" headline,
we have had no recent unplanned down time.

("What?...Read *what* subhead?...'Borden Turns Bullish on Nation's Top Cow'?")

Er. . .never mind.
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