[net.music] I don't love the King

kenr (11/04/82)

I was never very fond of Elvis Presley, but the final blow for me
was listening to an interview of a fan waiting outside Graceland's gate
shortly after Elvis' death:

"Ah luv El-vis", the man drawled.  "El-vis wuz thee first to in-te-grate
rock-n-roll and cuntry music into a co-hesive art form, and Ah luv him.  When
he died, Ah felt as tho part ov me had died with him. Ah only hope that Ah 
may be able to pattern mah life after his...." The man stopped talking in order
to sob more effectively.

Someday I'd like to go to Nashville and see if the guy got a chance to
fulfill his dream.  I'll just look for a fat guy wearing sequins, eating
fistfulls of pills with one hand as he randomly fires a pistol with
the other.  Maybe he'll be singing "Hound Dog" in front of the gates
at Graceland.

Ken Rhodes