[net.cooks] disgusting ideas

wolit@rabbit.UUCP (Jan Wolitzky) (05/16/84)

My mother and, reportedly, Richard Nixon both like cottage cheese and
ketchup.  I've tried it and am pleased to report that, as in most
things, I disagree with both of them.

	Jan Wolitzky, AT&T Bell Labs, Murray Hill, NJ

trb@masscomp.UUCP (05/17/84)

When I was in high school, I had a friend whose brother used to like
peanut butter, balogna, pickles, and marshmallow fluff sandwiches.

I used to be somewhat picky about food, nowadays I'll eat anything.
A Chinese restaurant in NYC (Hsin Yu (?) around 47th & 2nd, around the
corner from the UN and the United Eng Building where the NYC UNIX
group holds their meetings) has several dishes on the menu with sea
slugs.  I've never ordered them, but I eat snails in Chinese restaurants
and they can't be too much different.

I find that the rules about mixing foods tend to be pretty
ridiculous.  I guess some religious groups and some health groups
suggest that certain foods not be mixed for one reason or another, but
if you don't maintain those beliefs, you might want to try mixing it up:

I often buy boneless chicken breasts (lazy boy) and try to figure out
how I can contort them.  I hack them into bite sized hunks with a
knife (easiest when they have been sitting in the freezer for about an
hour to firm up) and I whomp them into a greased skillet with any
combination of the following (for example):

	onions, bok choy, leeks, orange juice, apple cider, wine,
	tabasco sauce, horseradish, sour cream, whipping cream, cream
	cheese, peanut butter, taco sauce, tabasco sauce, apples,
	pears, ginger, lemon, flour, tomatoes, peppers, squash, olive
	oil, pepperoni, cinnamon, nutmeg, curry, oregano, basil,...

It's a good idea to buy high quality prepared foods to throw in too:
relishes, jams, chutneys, sauces, etc.  These things are made to be
tasty, use them.

Some combinations make sense, many do not.  The ones that don't are the
ones I usually try.  Last night I had (uhm, what was in it?) chicken
with onions, peppers, bok choy, mushrooms, horseradish mayonaisse
sauce, sour cream, orange juice, basil, oregano.  I think that covers
it, give or take.  Not too outlandish, but when was the last time you
made orange juice horseradish sour cream sauce with your dinner?

The usual idea is:  oil the pan, stir fry the veg's and chicken
halfway, add wet stuff like juice, cover for a minute or two, add
fragile stuff like cream and horseradish, stir, let sit for a minute,
and remove from heat.  If you want thicker sauce, mix a bit of flour
into the liquid.

Don't worry about whether it will taste good, pay more attention to
color and contrast.  (Last night was pretty bland looking, but my
previous escapade was tomatoey, so I felt light.) How bad can it
taste?  With the trb school of cooking, you never have to clean more
than the skillet and the dinner plates and utensils, and since they all
get licked off after use to get that last bit of sauce, clean-up's a
snap.

My most recent source of cooking inspiration was the Blue Strawbery
[sic] Cookbook, which some netter recommended some time ago.  The
author (I don't have the book here) basically tells you what kind of
stuff he throws together and to have no fear.  Not much in the way of
amounts and algorithms.  I found the book in a random bookstore, it
shouldn't be hard to find.  The guy has a restaurant in New Hampshire,
I'll have to check it out sometime.

	Oh, you'll be able to come over for dinner?
	Hope you like cats! 
	Andy Tannenbaum   Masscomp Inc  Westford MA   (617) 692-6200 x274

andyb@dartvax.UUCP (05/25/84)

>>	My mother and, reportedly, Richard Nixon both like cottage cheese and
>>	ketchup.  I've tried it and am pleased to report that, as in most
>>	things, I disagree with both of them.

In Nixon's defense, I should point out that he didn't really like cottage
cheese with ketchup.  In fact, he didn't like cottage cheese at all.  The
only reason he ate it was because he was trying to diet.  He put the
ketchup on it to make it more palatable.  (I hope I've made that perfectly
clear).

			Andy Behrens
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