[net.cooks] Disgusting Recipes

chenette@umn-cs.UUCP (Anne Chenette) (05/10/84)

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umn-cs!chenette    May  9 18:24:00 1984



   Now seems to be a good time to inflict my recipes on the net.
I originally published them in `WWW', the Official MERITSS Users'
Group (MUG) Newsletter (MUG is a group on the U of MN Cyber).
I picked recipes that I found disgusting, and always published
real recipes - except for one joke.  (I tried to get people to
test them, but never could.)  They are from various sources, 
cited when known, and are:
	Beer & Sauerkraut Fudge Cake (nb: I tested this, and it
	Peanut Butter Catchup Dip	  wasn't bad!)
	Peanut Butter Cordon Bleu Toast
	Marshmallow Cheese Toast
	Fried Frogs' Legs
	Potato Candy			   
	Fruit Bat Soup
	Elephant Stew

I apologise to those with sensitive palates.


                BEER & SAUERKRAUT FUDGE CAKE

    2/3 cup butter
    3 eggs
    1/2 cup cocoa
    1 tsp baking powder
    1 cup beer
    1 cup raisins (optional)
    1 1/2 cups sugar
    1 tsp vanilla
    2 1/4 cups sifted flour
    1 tsp soda
    1 cup chopped sauerkraut
    1 cup chopped nuts (optional)

Cream butter and sugar together until light.  Add eggs,  one
at  a  time,  beating  well  after  each addition.  Blend in
vanilla.  Sift together cocoa, flour, baking  powder,  soda,
and salt.  Add to creamed mixture alternately with the beer,
beginning and ending with  the  dry  ingredients.   Stir  in
sauerkraut  (HINT:  drain,  wash well, and chop finely), and
raisins and nuts if used.  Turn into two 8 or 9 inch greased
and  floured  layer  cake  pans.  Bake at 350 degrees for 35
minutes; cool and frost with chocolate frosting.



               CHOCOLATE-DIPPED POTATO CHIPS
               (from the Minneapolis Tribune)

    About half of an 8 oz box of potato chips
    8 oz semisweet chocolate

Melt the chocolate over low heat.  Dip a chip  halfway  into
the chocolate, agitating it slightly to ensure that the cho-
colate flows into the crevices.  Drain off excess  chocolate
and place each chip on a paper sheet covered with wax paper.
Refrigerate only until the chocolate is set.
These are really wonderful.
The author notes that `...you probably oughtn't  serve  them
to  anyone who regards putting both butter and sour cream in
a baked potato as too adventurous.'



                 PEANUT BUTTER CATCHUP DIP

    1/2 cup peanut butter
    1/2 cup catchup
    Fritos or other corn chips

Combine peanut butter  and  catchup  in  bowl.   Serve  with
chips.



              PEANUT-BUTTER CORDON BLEU TOAST

    2 eggs, slightly beaten
    3/4 cup milk
    12 slices white bread
    butter or margarine
    1/2 cup crunchy peanut butter
    6 slices cooked ham
    3 bananas, sliced
    1/2 cup marshmallow cream
    Strawberry jam or maple syrup

Combine eggs and  milk.   Spread  6  slices  of  bread  with
butter,  then  with  peanut butter; top each with a slice of
ham and a few banana slices.  Spread remaining 6  slices  of
bread  with marshmallow cream; put on other 6 slices, marsh-
mallow side down.  Dip sandwiches in  egg-milk  mixture  are
brown on both sides in hot oil in a skillet.  Serve hot with
jam or syrup.
Makes 6 servings



                  MARSHMALLOW CHEESE TOAST
                 (A favorite with children)

    Sliced white bread
    Butter or margarine
    Sliced American cheese
    Marshmallows, halved

Trim crusts from bread; butter lightly.  Cut cheese so  that
it  will  not  quite cover bread.  Top bread and cheese with
marshmallow halves.  Broil until cheese is melted and marsh-
mallows are lightly browned.



                     FRIED FROG'S LEGS

Skin, clean, and wipe the frog's legs.  Sprinkle  with  salt
and  pepper.  Dip in bread crumbs, whipped egg, and again in
bread crumbs.  Fry in butter or cook in lard.



                        POTATO CANDY
               (from the Minneapolis Tribune)

    1 lb powdered sugar
    8 oz coconut (flaked)
    2/3 cup mashed potatoes
    1 cup chocolate chips
    1 tsp white corn syrup

Combine powdered sugar, coconut, and  mashed  potatoes;  mix
until  smooth.  Spread in a buttered 8 or 9 inch square pan.
Melt chocolate chips and add corn syrup.  Spread over potato
mixture.  Chill for two hours.  Cut in squares.



                       FRUIT BAT SOUP
     (from `The New York Times Natural Foods Cookbook')

    3 fruit bats, well washed,
      but neither skinned nor eviscerated
    water
    1 Tbsp fresh ginger, finely sliced
    1 large onion, quartered
    Sea salt to taste
    Chopped scallions
    Soy sauce and/or coconut cream

Place the bats in a large kettle and add water to cover; add
the  ginger,  onion, and salt.  Bring to a boil and boil for
40 minutes.  Strain broth into a second kettle.  Take  bats,
skin them, and discard skin.  Remove meat from the bones and
return meat, including any viscera fancied,  to  the  broth.
Heat.   Serve liberally sprinkled with scallions and further
seasoned with soy sauce and/or coconut cream.
Makes 4 servings.



                       ELEPHANT STEW

    1 elephant
    2 medium rabbits (optional)
    salt & pepper to taste

Cut elephant in bite-size pieces.  This will take about  two
months.   Add  enough  brown  gravy  to  cover.   Cook  over
kerosene fire for four weeks at 465  degrees.   Serves  3800
people.  If more are expected, two rabbits may be added.  Do
this only if necessary as most people do not  like  to  find
hare in their stew.

fitz@orca.UUCP (Bob Fitzsimmons) (05/14/84)

Try "twinkies with Ranch dressing".

keldsen@uo-vax1.UUCP (05/18/84)

> orca!fitz
> Try "twinkies with Ranch dressing".

No, that's twinkies with industrial strength taco sauce.
(a favorite of:
 "Are we having fun yet?"
		- Zippy the Pinhead)

devine@asgb.UUCP (05/30/84)

  Something that surprised/disgusted me when I moved to
Colorado is 'Rocky Mountain Oysters'.  These, for those
not in the know, are bull testicles.

  Don't ask me why, but one person became rich from the
sale of these.  And no, I haven't tried them.

Bob Devine
Burroughs ASG