[net.cooks] ways to eat oatmeal

colonel@gloria.UUCP (Col. G. L. Sicherman) (06/14/85)

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BOB:	The mold, you mean?

GIBBES:	In the shape of a turkey, you fill it with oatmeal, and our idea
	is, you serve it as the centerpiece and as the main course.

BOB:	You mean you bring it out and say, look at the mold in the shape
	of a turkey, this is oatmeal?

GIBBES:	No, now you say, I think I'll slice the oatmeal and that's it,
	it's just that it's in the shape, you can have it in the shape
	of anybody.  I mean, I just pick a turkey because you have it
	Thanksgiving a lot.

				from _Write If You Get Work_ (1975)
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Col. G. L. Sicherman
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