[net.cooks] Out Damn Spot!

barrys@tekecs.UUCP (Barry Steel) (07/24/85)

How do you get rid of the brown spots (and streaks) that accumulate on pots
and pans from frying? I spent an hour doing two pans last night.  I used
OOO steel wool, which works well but rather slow.  I even went out to the
garage and tried my industrial strength buffer (really) to no avail.

The pots are Farberware (stainless steel and aluminum) and T-Fal (aluminum).

Help!

eric@amc.UUCP (Eric McRae) (07/25/85)

> How do you get rid of the brown spots (and streaks) that accumulate on pots
> and pans from frying? 

You might try cooking up a batch of rhubarb sauce.  It will do wonders
for the inside of anything aluminum.  I'm not sure if it does wonders
form your insides after that but it tastes good on ice cream.

reid@Glacier.ARPA (Brian Reid) (07/26/85)

In article <5543@tekecs.UUCP> barrys@tekecs.UUCP (Barry Steel) writes:
>How do you get rid of the brown spots (and streaks) that accumulate on pots
>and pans from frying?

Oh, goody. Another "kitchen technology" discussion. I love 'em. 

Yes, I've got a scheme that works so well it will take your breath away.
(Literally--it uses ammonia). But first some rambling background. I grew up
in suburban Washington DC, and some time in the late 1960's the Washington
Post Sunday Magazine did an article on "the 5 most horrible jobs in
Washington". They interviewed a guy who cleaned out septic tanks, and that
kind of thing. One of the people that they interviewed was the man whose job
it was to turn dead animals into skeletons for the Smithsonian. He had 3
techniques for doing this. The first is too disgusting to describe on
net.cooks, the second was to use a laundry chemical named Axion that is no
longer available (it worked too well, I guess), and the third was to use a
vat of boiling (hydrous) ammonia. In the article he was quoted as saying
``enough exposure to hot ammonia will dissolve any protein''.

Well, I thought about it for a while and decided that if hot ammonia would
dissolve any protein, it would certainly dissolve the dirt on my dishes, so
I did some experimentation, and what do you know, it works beautifully.

Take a pressure canner, or some other ultralarge pan that can be capped
fairly tightly. Fill it with as strong a solution of ammonia water as you
can afford. The weaker the solution the longer this will take. If money is
no object, then just fill the large pan with "nonsudsing household ammonia",
right out of the bottle. Otherwise put in as much household ammonia as you
can afford, and fill the rest of the pot with hot water. I have a 30-quart
pressure canner, and a quart of ammonia costs 79 cents--we're talking $20
worth of cleaning solution to go all the way.

Now take the objects that you would like to clean and put them into this
boiling cauldron. Put a lid on the cauldron, bring it to a boil, and then
turn it down to the lowest simmer you can muster. Seal it as tightly as you
can--if you don't have a pressure canner, try covering the top with aluminum
foil before putting the lid on.

If you are using straight household ammonia, a 4-hour simmer will clean
anything off of anything. Dilute solutions take proportionately longer.
Since ammonia is a gas that is just in solution in the water, it boils off
and the strength of the solution gets weaker, so you can't use 8 weeks of
simmering to compensate for using only 1 spoonful of ammonia.

I am at a loss for enough superlatives to say how effective this cleaning
technique is. It will restore any metal or glass cooking utensil to its
virgin factory condition. Sometimes a very small amount of scrubbing with 
a Scotch-brite or Chore Boy will speed the process up by removing large
deposits of scum to let the ammonia get at what is underneath them.

If I am trying to clean something that is too big to fit in my cauldron, I
fill the something  with ammonia solution and then seal it as best I can
with steel wool. 

Ammonia is not the friendliest chemical in the world, and it is a good idea
to leave the windows open in the room where you are doing this, and to use
your fume hood, and that sort of thing. Furthermore, ammonia destroys the
insides of laser printers, so if you have a laser printer at home (which I
do), you have to seal off the laser printer before you begin this madness.

Hot, dangerous, and time-consuming. But Ahhhhhhh, does it ever get pots and
pans clean!!! My wife hates the smell, so I usually save this kind of
cleaning task for times when she is out of town.
-- 
	Brian Reid	decwrl!glacier!reid
	Stanford	reid@SU-Glacier.ARPA

bhayes@Glacier.ARPA (Barry Hayes) (07/27/85)

In article <10031@Glacier.ARPA> reid@Glacier.ARPA (Brian Reid) writes:
>In article <5543@tekecs.UUCP> barrys@tekecs.UUCP (Barry Steel) writes:
>>How do you get rid of the brown spots (and streaks) that accumulate on pots
>>and pans from frying?
>
>Oh, goody. Another "kitchen technology" discussion. I love 'em. 
...
>If you are using straight household ammonia, a 4-hour simmer will clean
>anything off of anything.
...
>	Brian Reid	decwrl!glacier!reid
>	Stanford	reid@SU-Glacier.ARPA


Ur, um.  How do you trust it to know which?  One of these days you'll
do this, you'll open up the vat, and find burned cheese, but no trace
of your Corningware.

reid@Glacier.ARPA (Brian Reid) (07/27/85)

In article <10059@Glacier.ARPA> bhayes@Glacier.UUCP (Barry Hayes) writes:
>Ur, um.  How do you trust it to know which?  One of these days you'll
>do this, you'll open up the vat, and find burned cheese, but no trace
>of your Corningware.

Easy. The material containing the least amount of phlogiston is the one that
gets dissolved.
-- 
	Brian Reid	decwrl!glacier!reid
	Stanford	reid@SU-Glacier.ARPA

martin@yale.ARPA (Charles Martin) (07/29/85)

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In article <10031@Glacier.ARPA> reid@Glacier.ARPA (Brian Reid) writes:
>In article <5543@tekecs.UUCP> barrys@tekecs.UUCP (Barry Steel) writes:
>>How do you get rid of the brown spots (and streaks) that accumulate on pots
>>and pans from frying?
>
>Oh, goody. Another "kitchen technology" discussion. I love 'em.
>
>Yes, I've got a scheme that works so well it will take your breath away.
>(Literally--it uses ammonia).
>
>I am at a loss for enough superlatives to say how effective this cleaning
>technique is. It will restore any metal or glass cooking utensil to its
>virgin factory condition.

I tried this on the antique copper pots handed down through four
generations of professional chefs (they had some minor brown spots) and
I was surprised at an added bonus of the technique.  Not only were the
brown spots removed, but all the utensils now have a lovely patina of
green and black.  My copper-clad Revere Ware has suffered the same
fate.  Two seventeenth century cast-iron pots vanished completely during
cleaning.  A companion piece to this posting will be appearing in
net.legal, where I discuss the legal ramifications of posting
destructive advice to the net.  :-)

If you're the kind of person who puts amazingly corrosive stuff into his
or her pots and pans, we recommend that you use Drano as an alternative
to straight ammonia; this has actually worked for us on stainless steel
(you take your chances with other items), and it makes it possible to
clean pans with a copper exterior.  In addition, if your apartment is
broken into while you are cleasning, you can throw the panfull of Drano
into the face of the assailant.
	-- From the kitchens of Joe Lisp

nelson@cvl.UUCP (Randal Nelson) (07/30/85)

> If you're the kind of person who puts amazingly corrosive stuff into his
> or her pots and pans, we recommend that you use Drano as an alternative
> to straight ammonia; this has actually worked for us on stainless steel
> (you take your chances with other items) ...

Lest anyone should be actually tempted to try this, a word of warning:
Be absolutely certain the pot is not aluminum.  Drano works by combining
a corrosive solution of lye and sodium nitrate with small aluminum chips.
The reaction comsumes the aluminum producing quantities of heat and
hydrogen gas.  A pressure cooker loaded with Drano and aluminum utensiles
would probably explode violently.  Even in the open air the reaction can
be vigorous enough to splash caustic solution all over.  As for the pot...

                                                    Randal Nelson
                                                    nelson@cvl

render@uiucdcsb.Uiuc.ARPA (07/31/85)

   
   I have gotten the brown spots out of the inside of my Revere Ware by
putting in a few tablespoons of baking soda and enough water to nearly fill
the pan and then boiling the hell out of it.  The soda-water solution seems to 
dissolve the film quite nicely.  Also, the same technique may be used to remove
mineral scale from tea kettles, though with cream of tartar replacing the 
soda.  I would be quite leery of using anything as strong as ammonia, unless 
you have SERIOUS build-up.  I have seen the stuff take the paint off of my 
range hood while cleaning with it, so I give it a healthy respect.


                                     Hal Render
                 
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martin@yale.ARPA (Charles Martin) (08/07/85)

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Let me briefly say:  Don't use a pressure cooker with Drano.  The
reasons have been given already in the net.  Frankly, the spots just
aren't worth your life.  I wouldn't use Drano myself, and I'm sorry the
note went out without the intended smiley face.

By the way, a friend has used Drano (no cooker) and got marvelous
results, but it's just not for me.  Apologies again, folks; I think
it's wrong to post advice one wouldn't use oneself.

reid@Glacier.ARPA (Brian Reid) (08/08/85)

I think that a number of people thought I was either kidding, crazy, (or
both) with my posting explaining how to clean pans with hot ammonia. I am
quite serious. I am also not crazy. I do not run unnecessary risks.

I do not pressure-cook with ammonia. I use my pressure canner because it is
the largest pot I own (40 quarts), and because it can seal neatly to prevent
the leak of ammonia into the kitchen. When I am canning with it, I use the
burner on high and I run the pan up to 15 pounds of pressure. When I am
using it as a cleaning cauldron I keep the burner on the lowest simmer, just
enough to keep the ammonia warm enough to do its thing.

I assert that there are many common household substances that are much more
dangerous than ammonia. I wouldn't trust my 2-year-old daughter anywhere
near it, but it isn't going to kill her or even badly injure her unless she
decides to go swimming in it, and even then, the worst danger she faces is
not chemical damage but scalding. Dishwasher soap is much more toxic than
household-strength ammonia. So are laundry enzymes like Biz. So is drano,
but everybody knows that. So is silver polish. So is Clorox.  So are toilet
bowl cleaners, and bathroom lime-removers, and those little blue things that
you put in your toilet to turn the water blue and cause your friends to
think you are a good housekeeper. (And for God's sake, please don't ever mix
Clorox and ammonia--it liberates poisonous gas).

I posted that note with the expectation that people would understand what
the technique is for. If you have a wimpy little spot in your pan that you
can get out with baking soda, then use baking soda. If you can get it out
with bleach, then use bleach. If you can get it out with Rotebjorn or Wenol,
then use that. Don't bring in the big time tools until you've tried the
obvious.

If you can't get it out with any of the standard Hints from Heloise, and if
you do in fact want to get it out, and if you are a responsible adult and
understand what it means to say "use in a well-ventilated area", then you
can get it out with hot household-strength ammonia. I guarantee it. Well, if
"it" is any form of organic compound, even if it has been there since 1946,
then you can get it out with hot ammonia. If it is actual oxidation or
chemical reaction of the metal, then you can't get it out with hot ammonia
(but you can get amazing results with X-ray film developer if the metal has
chemically reacted--developers are reducing agents...I don't think I'd
better go into that, lest somebody post a semi-joking semi-amazed followup
saying that you can clean better by using the jelly that comes out of used
Polaroid film...  [you can't--it's much too caustic]).

I do this about once every 3 years. My pots are cleaner than yours.
-- 
	Brian Reid	decwrl!glacier!reid
	Stanford	reid@SU-Glacier.ARPA