tmorris@convex.UUCP (08/20/85)
W H A T S F O R D I N N E R ?
A collection of gastronomical no-no's I have heard or read over the years.
Don't eat steak , the cholesteral will give you heart disease !
Don't eat ocean fish , they are loaded with mercury and you
could die of cumilative heavy-metal poisoning !
Don't eat raw honey , it can contain bacteria causing acute
botulism !
Don't eat processed honey , you don't know whats in it !
Don't eat pork , you could get trigonosis !
Don't eat barbequed meats , the charcoal could give you cancer !
Don't eat pizza , mozzarella cheese is full of cholesteral !
Don't eat ice cream , the milkfat is saturated !
Don,t eat vegetables from the store , you don't know what they've
been sprayed with !
Don't eat vegetables that have not been sprayed , they may have
worms or aphids !
Don,t eat vegetables from a can , all of the nutrients have been
cooked out !
Don't eat sugar , it can cause tooth decay and diabetes !
Don't eat artificial sweeteners , they can cause cancer !
Don't eat potatoe chips ,they are full of saturated fats !
Don't eat salt ,it causes high blood pressure !
Don't eat liver , its full of cholesteral !
Don't eat shrimp , they are scavengers , and eat all manner of
grody dead sea creatures !
Don't eat white bread , it has no fiber !
Don't eat fresh water fish , they contain parasites ,and you
could choke on a bone !
Don't eat butter , its full of saturated fats !
Don't eat margarine , you don't know whats in it !
Don't eat peanuts , you could choke !
Don't chew ice ,you could break a tooth !
Don't eat chocolate , it makes your face break out !
Don't eat sweets , they rot your teeth !
Don't eat onions , they give you bad breath !
Don't eat spicy foods , they could give you ulcers !
Don't eat Chinese food , they use monosodiumglutamate !
Don't eat green apples , they give you cramps !
Don't drink pasteurized milk , all of the beneficial bacteria
have been killed !
Don't drink raw milk , the harmful bacteria can kill you !
Don't drink city water , it has chlorine !
Don't drink well water , you don't know whats in it !
Don't drink coffee , it has caffiene !
Don't drink Cokes , they rot your teeth !
Don't drink European wines ,they have etheleyne glycol !
Don't drink tea , it has caffiene !
Don't drink decaffinated coffee , the process used to remove caffiene
creates carcinogens !
Don't drink beer , you'll get a gut !
Don't eat popcorn , its hard to digest !
Don't eat hot dogs ,they are full of meat byproducts and artificial
color !
Don't eat fried foods , they're greasy !
Don't eat beans , they give you gas !
Don't eat radishes , they give you heartburn !
ABOVE ALL ---- DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW !!.
.braman@dataio.UUCP (Rick Braman) (08/22/85)
> W H A T S F O R D I N N E R ? > > A collection of gastronomical no-no's I have heard or read over the years. > > Don't eat steak , the cholesteral will give you heart disease ! > > Don't eat ocean fish , they are loaded with mercury and you > could die of cumilative heavy-metal poisoning ! > > Don't eat raw honey , it can contain bacteria causing acute > botulism ! > . . . > Don't eat barbequed meats , the charcoal could give you cancer ! > > ABOVE ALL ---- DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW !!. > I for one, have no resevervations about eating any or all of the above (except the yellow snow of course!) and have never had nor expect to ever have any problems from eating such! Here's to all you fellow carefree eaters in the world! -- Rick Braman Data I/O Corporation Redmond, WA UUCP uw-beaver!teltone!dataio!braman