[comp.unix.questions] NOT another unix joke!

mesard@bbn.com (Wayne Mesard) (09/27/88)

Can we PLEASE get the latest round of UNIX jokes into a more
appropriate group!  (Note follow-up line.)  I'm having a lot of trouble
wading through these to find messages asking about non-blocking read's:-)

And now--> The pot calling the kettle black:

From article <864@vsi.UUCP>, by friedl@vsi.UUCP (Stephen J. Friedl):
> Instead of the normal message:
> 
> 	Memory fault - core dumped
> 
> we patched the shell to say
> 
> 	Rogers fault - core dumped
> 

Those who were on the CMU campus in the summer (?) of '87 might remember
when a certain system developer accidently released a version of the
C-shell to the entire campus in which the message

	Segmentation fault (core dumped)

was changed to

	Excreting an apple (core dumped)


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aad@stpstn.UUCP (Anthony A. Datri) (09/28/88)

>Those who were on the CMU campus in the summer (?) of '87 might remember
>when a certain system developer accidently released a version of the
>C-shell to the entire campus in which the message

>	Segmentation fault (core dumped)

>was changed to

>	Excreting an apple (core dumped)

I don't remember the timing, but I do remember that it persisted for
a while.  Almost as funny as the "Andrew not found" that Messages
once gave me.

lAndrew:  Are you of the body?

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