[net.cooks] Tongue on a Hot Tin Roof -- how to kill the flames

rcj@burl.UUCP (Curtis Jackson) (10/26/85)

Do NOT drink water to douse the flames in your mouth from that jalapeno
you just munched -- drink milk (REAL milk, not low-fat).  I know this
works VERY well.

I don't know the reason, however, but a friend seems to think that it is
because the pepper stuff that's so nasty is an oily substance and is
therefore very easily miscible in milk, while it just floats on water and
continues to burn.

Two other hints [I may have posted before] to fully utilize this article:

To get garlic off your hands, wash them with salt just as if the salt was
a powdered soap.

To keep cookies fresh, sacrifice a loaf of fresh bread and store the cookies
in a plastic bag with it.  In the morning, the cookies will be moist and
the bread will be a blunt, hard, deadly weapon.

Take care,
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booter@lll-crg.ARpA (Elaine Richards) (10/28/85)

The real way to deal with hot and spicy food is to get used to it.
A biologist friend of mine said that there is a chemical in the spices
that activate the pain receptors in you mouth. After a while and a few
"Good Lords" and teary eyes, you will find the pain decrease to tolerable
levels. If you drink anything that washes away the chemical, each post-sip
bite becomes a rerun of the initial attack.

If it is really awful, season your cooking lightly or tell the host (or 
waiter) to cool it on the spice. A place I go to in San Mateo (Helen's
on El Camino) serves yogurt with the curry. Mixing it to taste helps.

E
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turner@saber.UUCP (D'arc Angel) (10/30/85)

> Do NOT drink water to douse the flames in your mouth from that jalapeno
> you just munched -- drink milk (REAL milk, not low-fat).  I know this
> works VERY well.
> 
> I don't know the reason, however, but a friend seems to think that it is

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its the same reason some people drink their coffee with cream, the butterfat
in the REAL milk/cream coats the tongue and protects it from the acid in
coffee,jalapenos etc.
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