colonel@sunybcs.UUCP (Col. G. L. Sicherman) (12/04/85)
["The infamous testicle-head was boiling broccoli in his kitchen, when ..."] > "... Lower-case bacon, I know a great deal about, including an infallible > method for cooking perfect bacon every time. Cook it in the nude. This > trains you to keep the heat down so it won't stick or spatter, and it > can't burn." > Has anybody tried this? I'm curious as to whether it works; unfortunately, > bacon is fairly low on my list of favorite foods. And masochism is fairly low on my list of pleasures. But he's right about crisp bacon: cook it _slowly,_ and it will turn out fine. "NO!!! You must NEVER boil broccoli! You lose all the VITAMINS!" --The Poodle -- Col. G. L. Sicherman UU: ...{rocksvax|decvax}!sunybcs!colonel CS: colonel@buffalo-cs BI: csdsicher@sunyabva