bandy@lll-crg.ARpA (Andrew Scott Beals) (11/19/85)
In article <209@unirot.UUCP> liz@unirot.UUCP (Mamaliz ) writes: > [ lots of good_stuff on how to cook a TURKEY (liz makes GREAT turkey!) ] >Stuff both cavities lightly. Do not >try to fill them up too much or the turkey might explode. Stuffing expands >when it cooks. Since Hobbit doesn't read this group, I shall take it upon myself to point out that if you wrapped the turkey liberally (yes, what does a "mud-brained crypto-fascist" know about liberal..) with duct tape then it won't explode when you stick the temperature probe in. Duct tape is easily obtainable at grocery, hardware and pet stores... -- There once was a thing called a V-2, To pilot which you did not need to-- You just pushed a button, And it would leave nuttin' But stiffs and big holes and debris, too. andy beals - bandy@lll-crg.arpa - {seismo,ihnp4!sun,dual}!lll-crg!bandy
liz@unirot.UUCP (Mamaliz ) (11/19/85)
In article <996@lll-crg.ARpA> bandy@lll-crg.UUCP (Andrew Scott Beals) writes: > >Since Hobbit doesn't read this group, I shall take it upon myself to >point out that if you wrapped the turkey liberally (yes, what does a >"mud-brained crypto-fascist" know about liberal..) with duct tape >then it won't explode when you stick the temperature probe in. Duct >tape is easily obtainable at grocery, hardware and pet stores... >-- But bandy my love, how will the skin get crispy if the turkey is all wrapped up in duct tape? And you forgot, that is "red-haired, bushy, mud-brained crypto-fascist". mmmmmmmmmmm lizzy
suze@terak.UUCP (Suzanne Barnett) (11/21/85)
> In article <996@lll-crg.ARpA> bandy@lll-crg.UUCP (Andrew Scott Beals) writes: > > > >Since Hobbit doesn't read this group, I shall take it upon myself to > >point out that if you wrapped the turkey liberally (yes, what does a > >"mud-brained crypto-fascist" know about liberal..) with duct tape > >then it won't explode when you stick the temperature probe in. Duct > >tape is easily obtainable at grocery, hardware and pet stores... > >-- > > But bandy my love, how will the skin get crispy if the turkey is all > wrapped up in duct tape? > > And you forgot, that is "red-haired, bushy, mud-brained crypto-fascist". > > mmmmmmmmmmm > lizzy Since we're talking about poultry, don't you mean "duck tape"? ;-) (Sorry, I couldn't resist.) -- ************************************************************** Suzanne Barnett-Scott uucp: ...{decvax,ihnp4,noao,savax,seismo}!terak!suze phone: (602) 998-4800 us mail: CalComp/Sanders Display Products Division (Formerly Terak Corporation) 14151 N 76th street, Scottsdale, AZ 85260
ems@amdahl.UUCP (ems) (12/06/85)
> In article <996@lll-crg.ARpA> bandy@lll-crg.UUCP (Andrew Scott Beals) writes: > >Since Hobbit doesn't read this group, I shall take it upon myself to > >point out that if you wrapped the turkey liberally (yes, what does a > >"mud-brained crypto-fascist" know about liberal..) with duct tape > >then it won't explode when you stick the temperature probe in. Duct > >tape is easily obtainable at grocery, hardware and pet stores... > > But bandy my love, how will the skin get crispy if the turkey is all > wrapped up in duct tape? > Uhhh, I always thought it was Duck Tape, and the useage in cooking was limited to baked duck ... -- E. Michael Smith ...!{hplabs,ihnp4,amd,nsc}!amdahl!ems 'If you can dream it, you can do it' Walt Disney This is the obligatory disclaimer of everything. (Including but not limited to: typos, spelling, diction, logic, and nuclear war)