daemon@decwrl.UUCP (The devil himself) (12/09/85)
You must never cook the following: 1] Pizza a] Not impressive; b] Too easy to compare to everyone elses. c] "Pizza Face" syndrome 2] Linguine a] Inevitable slurping of a strand can lead to optometric castration of partner. 3] Garlic Bread a] Iff, both eat it. Garlic = Garlic Pepperoni = pepperoni 4] Lobster (In shell) a] No tactful way of eating it. Michael Michael B. Mahler Digital Equipment Corp. 100 Minuteman Road Andover, Ma. 01810 Stop APO-1/C3 617-689-1097 UUCP DECVAX!DECWRL!DEC-RHEA!DEC-CADCAM!MAHLER "Not Gustav, but trying"
lsr@apple.UUCP (Larry Rosenstein) (12/10/85)
In article <1647@decwrl.UUCP> daemon@decwrl.UUCP (The devil himself) writes: > >You must never cook the following: > > 1] Pizza > a] Not impressive; > b] Too easy to compare to everyone elses. > c] "Pizza Face" syndrome > Oh I don't know. A deep dish spinach & Feta cheese or broccoli & walnut pizza would be fairly impressive. -- Larry Rosenstein Apple Computer UUCP: {voder, nsc, ios, mtxinu, dual}!apple!lsr CSNET: lsr@Apple.CSNET