[net.wanted] funny instruction codes

stevans (11/09/82)

                   CALL FOR LITTLE-KNOWN OPCODE MNEMONICS
Wanted: entries for the definitive list of convenient, imaginative, or
otherwise entertaining assembly language instructions.  Examples:

EXECP EXECute Programmer              SHRT   SHRed Tape
RCAJ  Read Card And Jam               AFF    Add Fudge Factor
IMPG  IMPress Girlfriend              MDDHAF Make Disk Drive Hop Across Floor
AAO   Add And Overflow                DIRFW  Do It Right For Once
DSTD  Do Something Totally Different  SUP    Solve Unsolvable Problem
MPLP  Make Pretty Light Pattern       ROOP   Run Out Of Paper
MSGD  Make Screen Go Dim              OPP    Order Pizza for Programmer
PIBM  Pretend to be an IBM            HF     Hide a File
DWIM  Do What I Mean                  CSYS   Crash SYStem
SCOM  Set Cobol-Only Mode             SUME   Surprise Me
AMM   Answer My Mail                  ROPF   Read Other People's Files
FMP   Finish My Program               DSI    Do Something Interesting
POPN  Punch OPerator's Nose           SWAT   SWAp Terminals
ETI   Execute This Instruction        FB     Find Bugs

Send it all to seismo!rochester!stevans or allegra!rochester!stevans.
These will be collected into a comprehensive list and sent to net.jokes.d.

                            Not afraid to laugh at a MACRO-11 manual,
                            Mark Stevans, University of Rochester, NY