stevans (11/09/82)
CALL FOR LITTLE-KNOWN OPCODE MNEMONICS
Wanted: entries for the definitive list of convenient, imaginative, or
otherwise entertaining assembly language instructions. Examples:
EXECP EXECute Programmer SHRT SHRed Tape
RCAJ Read Card And Jam AFF Add Fudge Factor
IMPG IMPress Girlfriend MDDHAF Make Disk Drive Hop Across Floor
AAO Add And Overflow DIRFW Do It Right For Once
DSTD Do Something Totally Different SUP Solve Unsolvable Problem
MPLP Make Pretty Light Pattern ROOP Run Out Of Paper
MSGD Make Screen Go Dim OPP Order Pizza for Programmer
PIBM Pretend to be an IBM HF Hide a File
DWIM Do What I Mean CSYS Crash SYStem
SCOM Set Cobol-Only Mode SUME Surprise Me
AMM Answer My Mail ROPF Read Other People's Files
FMP Finish My Program DSI Do Something Interesting
POPN Punch OPerator's Nose SWAT SWAp Terminals
ETI Execute This Instruction FB Find Bugs
Send it all to seismo!rochester!stevans or allegra!rochester!stevans.
These will be collected into a comprehensive list and sent to net.jokes.d.
Not afraid to laugh at a MACRO-11 manual,
Mark Stevans, University of Rochester, NY