stevans (11/09/82)
CALL FOR LITTLE-KNOWN OPCODE MNEMONICS Wanted: entries for the definitive list of convenient, imaginative, or otherwise entertaining assembly language instructions. Examples: EXECP EXECute Programmer SHRT SHRed Tape RCAJ Read Card And Jam AFF Add Fudge Factor IMPG IMPress Girlfriend MDDHAF Make Disk Drive Hop Across Floor AAO Add And Overflow DIRFW Do It Right For Once DSTD Do Something Totally Different SUP Solve Unsolvable Problem MPLP Make Pretty Light Pattern ROOP Run Out Of Paper MSGD Make Screen Go Dim OPP Order Pizza for Programmer PIBM Pretend to be an IBM HF Hide a File DWIM Do What I Mean CSYS Crash SYStem SCOM Set Cobol-Only Mode SUME Surprise Me AMM Answer My Mail ROPF Read Other People's Files FMP Finish My Program DSI Do Something Interesting POPN Punch OPerator's Nose SWAT SWAp Terminals ETI Execute This Instruction FB Find Bugs Send it all to seismo!rochester!stevans or allegra!rochester!stevans. These will be collected into a comprehensive list and sent to net.jokes.d. Not afraid to laugh at a MACRO-11 manual, Mark Stevans, University of Rochester, NY