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nebezene@ndsuvax.UUCP (Todd Michael Bezenek) (12/23/87)

In article <997@iscuva.ISCS.COM> carlp@iscuva.UUCP (Carl Paukstis) writes:

>                 ...wouldn't you have to slide up  and  down  the
>range,  say  from  3 to 10 Hz...
>                                                Slide through all
>those frequencies once every second or so.

:-)

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carlp@iscuva.ISCS.COM (Carl Paukstis) (01/02/88)

In article <594@ndsuvax.UUCP> nebezene@ndsuvax.UUCP (Todd Michael Bezenek) writes:
>In article <997@iscuva.ISCS.COM> carlp@iscuva.UUCP (Carl Paukstis) writes:
>
>>                 ...wouldn't you have to slide up  and  down  the
>>range,  say  from  3 to 10 Hz...
>>                                                Slide through all
>>those frequencies once every second or so.
>
>:-)
 It sure took an awfully long time for somebody to catch that.  I guess all
the techies stay away from rec.humor, usually.  Or thought they'd be
merciful to an idiot such as I.  The newusers stuff does say you hafta put
smileys on ALL sarcasm.  'Course I have made an ass of myself with amazing
frequency ;-) on the net recently...  Maybe I should go read sci.elect or
rec.audio and be properly chastened.

Harmonics?  Multiple speakers?  Once every 30 seconds?  Take your pick.
Not that funny, anyhow.

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tvivat zr rfgvzngrf ba svkvat gurz hc?"

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sbe ynobe.

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qb n gehyl fhcrevbe wbo!"

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gung qbja?"  "Rnfl", fnlf gur TRH''.  "$1000 sbe lbh, $1000 sbe zr, naq $300
gb yrg gur TRH qb vg!"

(TRH = Trarevp Rguavp Havg.  V yvxr gung grezvabybtl.)