ps239@uxf.cso.uiuc.edu (07/07/88)
/* Written 2:46 pm Jun 30, 1988 by jsp@sp7040.UUCP in uxf.cso.uiuc.edu:rec.humor */ /* ---------- "Re: Insult" ---------- */ In article <295@richp1.UUCP>, craig@richp1.UUCP (Craig Peterson Counsultant) writes: > BUT have you heard about coyote ugly? That's where you wake > up in the morning, and notice that there is an UGLY woman > sleeping in the bed with her head on your arm. You'd rather > gnaw off your arm than wake her up. (Hense the coyote..) The obvious next in line joke is. Q: If you know what coyote ugly is, what is double coyote ugly? A: After you've left you chew off the other arm just in case she's looking for someone with one arm. -- Johnnie -- /* End of text from uxf.cso.uiuc.edu:rec.humor */