jeffw@tekecs.UUCP (Jeff Winslow) (09/30/83)
OK, so you guys think I take "classical" music too seriously, huh? Well, take this... CLASSICAL COMPOSER QUIZ - Fill in the names of the famous composers: 1. A skillet on Broadway is a ____________ . 2. Sometimes the teacher is in the front, sometimes in the ___________ . 3. A make-believe world where everyone can hack it: ___________ 4. When his mother wants Bertrand out of the house, she says, "___________". 5. Unfortunately, the first little pig put his faith in a ___________ . 6. Jack asked the Paris cop if he should take the No. 3 or No. 4 bus to the Eiffel Tower. The cop said, "Take ________________". 7. What did the Jamaican jazz man say when he was asked to sit in on the session? "__________" 8. Fred spent the evening drinking with the boys at the tavern. They thought they solved all the world's problems, but it was only a lot of _________ . 9. A bashful Russian heifer is a ___________ . 10. After making payments for three years on his car, Dave __________ any more on it. 11. Mr. Moate paints for a hobby, but people call his things _________ . 12. An English gentleman found welts all over his arms after eating strawberries and concluded that he had ___________ . 13. When asked to direct the Messiah, Mrs. Moore said that she could _______ it. Please don't post your answers, although if I get enough requests, I will (if I can figure them all out - 10 and 12 I haven't yet). Jeff Winslow