jeffw@tekecs.UUCP (Jeff Winslow) (09/30/83)
OK, so you guys think I take "classical" music too seriously, huh?
Well, take this...
CLASSICAL COMPOSER QUIZ - Fill in the names of the famous composers:
1. A skillet on Broadway is a ____________ .
2. Sometimes the teacher is in the front, sometimes in the ___________ .
3. A make-believe world where everyone can hack it: ___________
4. When his mother wants Bertrand out of the house, she says, "___________".
5. Unfortunately, the first little pig put his faith in a ___________ .
6. Jack asked the Paris cop if he should take the No. 3 or No. 4 bus to the
Eiffel Tower. The cop said, "Take ________________".
7. What did the Jamaican jazz man say when he was asked to sit in on the
session? "__________"
8. Fred spent the evening drinking with the boys at the tavern. They thought
they solved all the world's problems, but it was only a lot of _________ .
9. A bashful Russian heifer is a ___________ .
10. After making payments for three years on his car, Dave __________ any more
on it.
11. Mr. Moate paints for a hobby, but people call his things _________ .
12. An English gentleman found welts all over his arms after eating
strawberries and concluded that he had ___________ .
13. When asked to direct the Messiah, Mrs. Moore said that she could _______
it.
Please don't post your answers, although if I get enough requests, I will
(if I can figure them all out - 10 and 12 I haven't yet).
Jeff Winslow