[comp.sys.mac] MSDOS: just say no

davef@hpindda.HP.COM (David Feldman) (06/10/87)

Subject: MSDOS: just say no
Keywords: drugs, MSDOS, bill the cat

Here's a Binhex4/PackitIII message about the dangers of 
MS-DOS as told by Bill the Cat.  The file is in Word 3.0 format.
If some of you don't have word 3.0, I guess I could post
a postscript file.

                      -dave feldman
                       davef@hpda.hp.com

<The views expressed here are personal and in no way represent
 an official position of Hewlett-Packard, Inc.>

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