ee461@rochester.UUCP (VLSI class) (11/15/83)
Here are my candidates for the ultimate (in title creativity):
"THE SECOND GREAT TORTION BAR OVERLAND OF WEST TOWNSHEND, VERMONT, JOSE
PEPSI ATTENDING - a horror story of metal fatigue and intoxication
wherein a maddened Pepsi salesman is coerced into the abandonment of all
ethical standards and a submissive truck first experiences the freedom of
modern downhill skiing."
"WHAT THE BUZZARD TOLD SUZANNE - conveys the mood of terrible heat and
concerns itself with how unwelcome enlinghtenment can be without icecubes."
"GAZOS - in commemoration of The Great Barrier Reef Marsupial Jamboree, 1857
at which time Coriolis Effect was invented for purposes of comedy."
"SLOW MOTION ROAST BEEF RESTAURANT SEDUCTION - the woman across you is moonlit
and confessing something. Suddenly the flood comes."
All of the above come from the record titled: "In Search of the Turtle's Navel"
by William Ackermann, containing really pretty acoustic guitar solos.
Krzysztof Kozminski
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