moriarty@tc.fluke.COM (Jeff Meyer) (02/19/88)
In article <324@esquire.UUCP> sbb@esquire.UUCP (Stephen B. Baumgarten) writes: >In article <301@dbase.UUCP> drc@dbase.UUCP (Dennis Cohen) writes: >>No, sorry. Glass was an early code name for the product which will be released >>as FullImpact. It is being developed by Encore Systems [ ... ] > ^^^^^^^^^^ >As an aside, is this the dumbest name you've ever heard or what? Sounds like >an airbag system, or maybe a Chuck Norris movie... > > Cannon Films > in association with > Exploitation International > presents > > Chuck Norris > in > FULL IMPACT! They'd been ABANDONED by their company, SOLD to a giant SOFTWARE EMPIRE, FORCED to add FEATURE after FEATURE to FULLWRITE. Only ONE MAN can breach the walls of ASHTON-TATE and BRING the VAPORWARE HOME! [Insert scenes of huddled software engineers, helicopters, and Chuck Norris attacking corporate officers with a rocket launcher and a prototype Kay Dynabook] ------ "Is that how a warped brain like your's gets its kicks? By planning the deaths of innocent people?" "No... by *causing* the deaths of innocent people." Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer INTERNET: moriarty@tc.fluke.COM Manual UUCP: {uw-beaver, sun, allegra, hplsla, lbl-csam}!fluke!moriarty CREDO: You gotta be Cruel to be Kind... <*> DISCLAIMER: Do what you want with me, but leave my employers alone! <*>