rossen@uiuccsb.UUCP (11/20/83)
#N:uiuccsb:10200003:000:1975 uiuccsb!rossen Nov 15 21:27:00 1983 Some of the best bands (as far as names and song titles go) are those such as the aforementioned and trendsetting Dead Kennedys who have every intention of grabbing your attention. Besides "California Uber Alles," DK's did "Kill the Poor." And having a lead singer whose name is Jello Biafra is even better when he runs for mayor of San Francisco. More recently the Meatmen would seem to have picked up the ball. The album, titled "We're the Meatmen...and You Suck," does its best to offend everbody. Take your pick from such gems as "Crippled Children Suck," "Orgy of One," "Tooling for Anus," and "Blow Me Jah." "One Down Three to Go" would seem harmless enough, but then again it's about John Lennon and the Beatles. In a less offensive but similarly mainstream vein, there's the now defunct Buzzcocks with "Why Can't I Touch It?," and "Orgasm Addict." I always liked Suburban Lawns' choice of a name, and I confess that long after the now tedious "Safety Dance" (is it REALLY Margaret Trudeau on that song?) stops getting excessive airplay on the radio (that should be about 6 years from now) I will remember being amused by the name "Men Without Hats." Somebody I knew in high school was the lead singer for a band called Mr. Unique & the Leisure Suits. Though they changed their name (to Mr. Unique and the Leisure CLASS), they are (I think) still playing dates around Detroit, and their 10-inch EP got a (favorable) review in the "America Underground" section of "Trouser Press." They have good song titles, too. "Young, Gifted and White" comes to mind. There's a New York band with a good name, and I suppose it's an example of how good ideas are just lying around like ripe mangoes waiting to be picked -- the band is "3 Teens Kill 4." I think it came straight from a headline (probably the "Post"). Ken. (...!uiucdcs!rossen)