jas@cadre.dsl.PITTSBURGH.EDU (Jeffrey A. Sullivan) (05/27/88)
Listen fellas, I am in a really dire situation. Being a graduate student, I don't make much money. In fact, I make just enough to scrape by. This being the case, I just had the realization that I won't have my first million by 25. Needless to say, this threw me into a blue funk. So, this message: Please send me cash. Oodles and oodles of it. All you can spare. Small change, large bills, T notes, checks (certified or cahier's only, please), money orders, gold, platinum, silver, diamonds, rubies, bananas, you name it, I want it. So send now, and think of the joy you'll feel over and over as you realize that YOU (yes YOU) have helped in the building of a millionaire! p.s. BIG ;-) p.p.s. Replies to alt.flame -- .......................................................................... Jeffrey Sullivan | University of Pittsburgh jas@cadre.dsl.pittsburgh.edu | Intelligent Systems Studies Program jasper@PittVMS.BITNET, jasst3@cisunx.UUCP | Graduate Student
rsvp@eleazar.dartmouth.edu (R. Scott V. Paterson) (05/28/88)
Can we please have an end to the money demands. It's no longer
humorous.
Thank you,
R. Scott. V. Paterson
Software & Harware development for the "Sun" project
10,000,000,000 B.C.
"Everyone likes a tan."
-Godatchison@hpindda.HP.COM (Lee Atchison) (05/31/88)
>Can we please have an end to the money demands. It's no longer >humorous. I didn't think it ever was humorous...... ---- Lee Atchison Hewlett Packard, Business Networks Division Cupertino, CA 95014 atchison%hpindda@hplabs.hp.com