ts@cup.portal.com (Tim W Smith) (12/17/88)
The latest MacWeek has an article about the formation of the first Gay Macintosh User's Group. It's in San Francisco. I was somewhat surprised, since I was not aware that there are gay Macintoshes. How can I tell if mine is gay? Tim Smith ps: I wonder if this is the first cross posting between soc.motss and comp.sys.mac? pps: If you are going to post responses to my hopefully humorous questions above, please leave the ones that might be offensive to readers of soc.motss out of that group. Thank you.
chuq%plaid@Sun.COM (Chuq Von Rospach) (12/18/88)
>I was somewhat surprised, since I was not aware that there are gay >Macintoshes. How can I tell if mine is gay? > > Tim Smith Does it smile at you when you turn it on? If so, it's probably gay. chuq (silly questions require....)
richard@Apple.COM (Bongo) (12/18/88)
In article <12665@cup.portal.com> ts@cup.portal.com (Tim W Smith) writes: > >I was somewhat surprised, since I was not aware that there are gay >Macintoshes. How can I tell if mine is gay? > > Tim Smith > Damn! THAT explains why all these bit images of "Architectual Digest" keep popping up in my subdirectories. ;-) Richard (Happy Holidays to all and a healthy, peaceful 1989) -- Richard W. Johnson (Bongo) Communications Product Development Apple Computer, Inc. apple!richard richard@apple.com Radar service terminated, squawk 1200, frequency change approved.
grendel@virgin.UUCP (Ron Lussier) (12/18/88)
In article <12665@cup.portal.com> ts@cup.portal.com (Tim W Smith) writes: >I was somewhat surprised, since I was not aware that there are gay >Macintoshes. How can I tell if mine is gay? Well, when I boot up my Mac II, and the little face comes onto the screen, it winks at me. Ron Lussier P.S. Of course, that might also mean my machine is a straight female...
slf@well.UUCP (Sharon Lynne Fisher) (12/19/88)
>I was somewhat surprised, since I was not aware that there are gay >Macintoshes. How can I tell if mine is gay? Has it gone down on you yet?
rudolph@m.cs.uiuc.edu (12/19/88)
/* Written 9:13 am Dec 18, 1988 by grendel@virgin.UUCP in m.cs.uiuc.edu:comp.sys.mac */ P.S. Of course, that might also mean my machine is a straight female... /* End of text from m.cs.uiuc.edu:comp.sys.mac */ Well, there's an easy way to determine that: I think if you look in the back of your mac, you'll find that most of her ports are female. Not to mention the disk drive in front...
hellerst@husc4.HARVARD.EDU (Joe Hellerstein) (12/20/88)
From article <12665@cup.portal.com>, by ts@cup.portal.com (Tim W Smith): > > pps: If you are going to post responses to my hopefully humorous questions > above, please leave the ones that might be offensive to readers of soc.motss > out of that group. Thank you. Better yet, keep them to yourself. Joe Hellerstein
strausd@romana.cs.orst.edu (Douglas E. Strauss) (12/20/88)
In article <10060@well.UUCP> slf@well.UUCP (Sharon Lynne Fisher) writes: > >>I was somewhat surprised, since I was not aware that there are gay >>Macintoshes. How can I tell if mine is gay? > Well, mine seems to be pretty horny! It keeps asking me to insert disks. You know:"The good ole in out" Clockwork Orange We should move this over to rec.humor I beleive. -Doug ------------------------------------------------------------ Doug Strauss Internet: strausd@romana.orst.edu Student in Computer Science Dept @ ## Have an Oregon State University > | ordinary Corvallis,Oregon 97331 @ day! ____________________________________________________________