[comp.sys.mac] Needed: Mac jokes

ericw@manta.NOSC.MIL (Eric Williams) (01/25/90)

    I'm giving an introduction presentation on the Mac to a group 
    of dyed-in-the-wool IBM'ers, and I need some good humor to
    break the ice.  If any of you have any good Mac jokes, please
    mail them to me.  
Thanks,
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      Eric D. Williams                   Adam:  Is that an Apple?    
      Computer Sciences Corp.             Eve:  No silly,            
      ericw@nosc.mil                            It's a Mac!          
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