[comp.sys.mac] Synopsis of the Caffeine Manager

bskendig@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Brian Kendig) (03/14/90)

In article <1990Mar13.222838.25058@umigw.miami.edu> jpb@umbio.miami.edu (Joe Block) writes:
>In article <1990Mar12.235329.13710@intercon.com> amanda@mermaid.intercon.com (Amanda Walker) writes:
>:In article <892@gistdev.gist.com>, andy@gistdev.gist.com (Andy Warinner)
>:writes:
>:> Rumor has it that the Caffeine Manager is the cause of the delays of
>:> System 7.0 but don't quote me on that.
>:
>:Well, according to inside sources, all of the source for the Caffeine Manager
>:was lost in the earthquake.  Since all software development in Cupertino
>:depends on Caffeine Resources (types 'COLA' and 'KONA', most notably), this
>:slowed down work on both System 7.0 and HyperCard 2.0...
>
>What about 'JOLT' resources?

Actually, the Caffeine Manager was being developed outside of the
System Software building by a small, professional group of secretaries
chosen from the larger Apple secretarial core for their skill at
taking coffeebreaks.  They still working on the Caffeine Manager
presently.  In fact, I think I read in MacLeak that they have almost
all of the bugs worked out of it, except for a strange incompatibility
with Microsoft software.

Unlike the rest of System Software, which is simply going through an
extensive rewriting, the Caffeine Manager is being developed quite
literally from the grounds up.  It is being tested with a new
application titled `Espresso' that will make full use of IAC in order
to gain complete control over a peripheral Mr. Coffee device.  Future
plans for the Mr. Coffee include 32-Bit Color QuickDraw compatibility,
stereo sound, and interactive cut-and-paste.  The use of Espresso
along with the Mr. Coffee device on a network has proven largely
successful, the only significant difficulty so far being a strange
incompatibility with Microsoft software.

The `JOLT' resource is deigned with a different purpose in mind.
(While Apple's resources are normally named with four lower-case
letters, those pertaining to the Caffeine Manager are named in caps.)
In anticipation of the heavier demand being placed on the Motorola
68040 CPU in forthcoming models of Macintoshes, engineers at Apple
realized that an external power source might be needed to provide
occasional spikes to the floating-point coprocessor.  Thus, whenever
the Macintosh begins to undertake a series of heavy calculations, it
passes a message to the JOLT code, which will selectively scan the
network for servers of cola with high sugar levels.  When such a
server is located, it will download a suitable quantity of the cola
from the host over AppleShare and apply it to the coprocessor.
However, the Macintosh Thought Police are currently debating the
proper use of JOLT, as it tends to suffer from spurious crashes on
machines that use NutraSweet, and it often demonstrates a strange
incompatibility with Microsoft software.

I hope that this clears up matters somewhat.

     << Brian >>

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