moriarty@tc.fluke.COM (Jeff Meyer) (03/30/90)
Just wanted to compliment the publisher's of MacWorld for their April issue -- it's been extremely helpful, especially as a safety feature. So far, I've found that when a copy is rolled up and used as a club, it's massive enough to kill rats, squirrels, and even small terriers with one swift blow to the head. It does disturb me that it probably took about 2.49 trees to print each copy, though... "I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?" -- Calvin and Hobbes --- Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer INTERNET: moriarty@tc.fluke.COM Manual UUCP: {uw-beaver, sun, microsoft, hplsla, uiucuxc}!fluke!moriarty CREDO: You gotta be Cruel to be Kind... <*> DISCLAIMER: Do what you want with me, but leave my employers alone! <*>